Serious religious question

[KevKing]

May the farce ....

I am also proud to have voted Jedi but even with my Deff Way (sic) was not able to get that uphill gardener MP of ours in exeter out of the town. Never mind, may the farce be wiv you all for xmas
Obi 1's little bruvver

 

[Jaws]

I suspect this "religion" tack is all just a ploy to try and evade the taxes Jaws should be paying, and as a "religion" would be exempt from paying the afore mentioned taxes, thus we, "the humble Bird owner" will be further advancing the "Huge" profits Jaws is currently experiencing over this "Christmas/religious" period, as our "loved ones" frantically call on him to supply them with ideas AND the items he in fact sells, for our bikes, a question of "conflicting interests" NOT,!!

Tis all true :blush:
This year I expect the profit margins to double from last year.. thats gonna give me an average weekly wage of more that ?108 !!
So all you peasants out there had better watch out cos I intend funding an army of 3 legged lemmings to take over the world ( or possibly East Grinstead anyway )