Serious religious question

[Jaws]

Does anyone know how to get a religion recognised as being real ?
In other owrds, If I decided to start a religious movement what criteria would be used by ( for instance ) Tescos.. Might sound odd but they obviously recognise religions as a reason for having a face covered, sooooo....


Now trhis might sound daft but I am actually serious.. I do have ( and always have had, very strong beliefs about who and or what Jesus was, where he came frome and what he was doing here..
Further, I know that I am not alone in what I believe..

Very ( VERY ) briefly, I honestly believe Jesus was a visitor from another planet/solar system..
If that is true it would explain many things, not the least are the cave drawings in Siberia of bipeds with what appear to be gold fish bowls on their heads.

Now MY religion would demand that true believers must at all times wear crash helmets ( in place of the space helmets ) if they are wearing animal hide on any part of their person..

By now you know where I am going with this !

 

[ianrobbo1]

Cant fault you John,!! :bow: hoisted by their own petard, comes to mind,!! :}
now if we could screw the goverment the same way!! trouble being they change the rules to suit themselves,
BTW what are you going to call your "new religion" :dunno:

 

[derek kelly]

Christian scientists perhaps??

 

[CbrDavE]

Something similar happened at the last census (2001) where there was a movement wanting people to fill in your census form asking what your religion was, apparently if enough people put JEDI then this would become a recognised religion.
You may have to wait till 2011 John!

 

[THETOMSK]

Erm,I was one of the people who put "Jedi" for their religion on the census.The goverment got wind of it (it was mentioned in the tabloids) and wouldn't allow it.


Tomsk

 

[BlackBirdBaz]

"Na-Nu, Na-Nu!" http://www.grudge-match.com/Images/mork.jpg

 

[Speedy]

Erm,I was one of the people who put "Jedi" for their religion on the census.The goverment got wind of it (it was mentioned in the tabloids) and wouldn't allow it.


Tomsk

You're right mate, they wouldn't allow it but I did hear that a very large number did put it. Don't forget the power of the internet Prophet John.

 

[gypsy]

profit and John in the same sentence !!
John would be pleased about that if nothing else !!!! :beer:

 

[roXXo]

I know where you're going John but it's gonna be a bit uncomfortable wearing your crash helmet when you're shopping in Tesco. Leather shoes? OK , so you wear fabric trainers.
What about your leather elbow patches on your cardy?
Or your "Rockers" leather trimmed incontinence pads?

Just trying to help
:beer:

 

[Wolfie]

Very ( VERY ) briefly, I honestly believe Jesus was a visitor from another planet/solar system..
If that is true it would explain many things, not the least are the cave drawings in Siberia of bipeds with what appear to be gold fish bowls on their heads.

opps time to offend peeps.


BORROX john,

jesus was/is a story, created to give people hope and to get them round to others peeps way of thinking/acting. Just as the devil was/is the rock crackers way of telling you to believe or evils things will happen to you. (good that aint it, the so called good and wise leaders of the churches are also the ones that know all about the evil things and what they will do to you).

 

[skippy]

opps time to offend peeps.


BORROX john,

jesus was/is a story, created to give people hope and to get them round to others peeps way of thinking/acting. Just as the devil was/is the rock crackers way of telling you to believe or evils things will happen to you. (good that aint it, the so called good and wise leaders of the churches are also the ones that know all about the evil things and what they will do to you).

Or even more likely a decendant of a jewish king and political activist with a new slant on spin looking to claim the throne.

 

[Wolfie]

it is a manual.

do as we say or else the bad man will get you.

take away the book

what is left????

story from start to finish.

more proof for robin hood, king arthur etc etc than jesus.

 

[Jaws]

Def aint gonna be offended Wolfie ! LOL !!

But just think about this.. If I am right then all you bastards who dont believe me had better watch out when I get issued with my Death Ray, site to site transporter, and mind controller !

 

[skippy]

Def aint gonna be offended Wolfie ! LOL !!

But just think about this.. If I am right then all you bastards who dont believe me had better watch out when I get issued with my Death Ray, site to site transporter, and mind controller !

Don't know 'bout the the Death Ray and Transporter but I can see someones allready bin at ya with the mind controller



:} :} :}

 

[Jaws]

Oh bugger !
I just re-read the issue pack.. its Deaf Ray not a death ray ! ( apparently its a bloke called Ray who pops round for tea on Thursday afternoons and keeps on asking you to repeat everything you say )

 

[skippy]

Oh bugger !
I just re-read the issue pack.. its Deaf Ray not a death ray ! ( apparently its a bloke called Ray who pops round for tea on Thursday afternoons and keeps on asking you to repeat everything you say )

Site to site transporter John:dunno:

 

[derek kelly]

And the transporter is actually Deaf Ray who is a Train spotter.

 

[Jaws]

Oh shit,,, your bloody close Derek..
Reading the small print it is an FTP program to shift files from site to site.
All this fookin hi tech stuff is not turning out to be a lot of good..
but the mind controller is still looking good !

 

[Wolfie]

but the mind controller is still looking good !

that would be Mo then john, just like all females. :lick:

 

[ianrobbo1]

I suspect this "religion" tack is all just a ploy to try and evade the taxes Jaws should be paying, and as a "religion" would be exempt from paying the afore mentioned taxes, thus we, "the humble Bird owner" will be further advancing the "Huge" profits Jaws is currently experiencing over this "Christmas/religious" period, as our "loved ones" frantically call on him to supply them with ideas AND the items he in fact sells, for our bikes, a question of "conflicting interests" NOT,!!