***NEW*** Car Section

[Crozzers]

another "first"
cmon then lets hear it!!
smoke got in your eyes?? John "putting you off,?? time of the month?? woman driverrrrr !!!ooops sorry you did say it's not because your a "woman" didnt you??
gwan then let's hear it??!! :}

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this should be good!!

I have not long passed my test and im allowed to have odd scratches ...Dont tell me you didnt...All this occured in the first few months, so nerrr. :wank:

 

[RHINO]

When did the front bumper / headlight occurr.......??






















2 weeks ago :m




NOW can i have a shag tonight (thats if you haven't locked me out) :k

 

[Crozzers]

When did the front bumper / headlight occurr.......??






















2 weeks ago :m




NOW can i have a shag tonight (thats if you haven't locked me out) :k

Lets NOT have a domestic on here sweetie.. :-:

 

[RHINO]

Splashed out today on a spanking new custom made 'PECO' exhaust in stainless steel :yo: , straight through cat (Hmmmmm how does that work then) and straight out the back via a 4" tailpipe.
The guys in Liverpool did a sterling job and they promise me it won't be loud , nice deep tone but not loud

 

[Fat Bert]

LOL

Pimp My Ride!!!

But will it pass an MOT

 

[RHINO]

Pimp My Ride!!!

But will it pass an MOT

Bloody hell BERT, watching what i'm viewing

NURSE!!!! there's a stalker in the camp..


It passed the mot THEN i fitted it, i still have the original cat for MOT purposes.

 

[Fat Bert]

RHINO

Reverse gear? Is that Kate Moss backing into a bag of coke?

How dark was it on that forecourt?

LOL

 

[RHINO]

Reverse gear? Is that Kate Moss backing into a bag of coke?

How dark was it on that forecourt?

LOL

WHOOOOOSH right over the top of my head FB,,, don't understand ya.

 

[Fat Bert]

RHINO

I reversed into a tiny brick shed housing a fire extinguisher on a petrol stn forecourt in the pissing rain, pitch black AND it was lower than my view out of the back / side windows so (Oh and it scuffed the edge of the bumper)

AND i didn't keep it a secret coz if you remember we were on the way to the Matlock meet and i told them all what i'd done.

 

[RHINO]

OHHH right,, thought it was supposed to be funny for a moment

Sold the Peugeot yesterday so i don't care anymore.

now looking for a Mondeo or Renault Laguna '51' or newer Diesel with under 40k miles (with parking sensors :xm )

 

[derek kelly]

now looking for a Mondeo

There's one parked over the road to me.

 

[RHINO]

There's one parked over the road to me.

AND?????????????????????????????

It needs to be a TDCI 130 estate pref with 6 sp manual box, alloys, NOT silver and with low ish miles.

 

[martin]

Load of shite. What you need is a good old fashioned tank. More torque than Fatso Berto and nice big bumper to run down pedestrians. Oh and it tows me boat just fine :yo:

 

[RHINO]

I was looking at a TD5 and a 99 Range Rover but i wanted something with a speedo instead of a calendar.......... %$fan

The 6 cylinder BMW powered RR was winning but they only do 25 mpg and i won't be mud plugging with a ?10,000 car.

Very nice looking Disco though Martin, i'm jelous as fook. :-:

 

[martin]

Yes, its fookin brill. Cost a little more than 10g so its a good job Gordon Brown dont want me to retire early cos ill be driving the truck for ever more!!!.

Took it mud plugging and swimming the day after i bought, only just getting rid of the bruises that Keran gave me by way of reward c7u8

The mpg is slightly concerning but it pulls the boat without breaking sweat. Electronic everything and full leather :lick: Nice.

 

[RHINO]

I can see yours is about 04-55 reg so 10K is way off the mark but thats as high as i'm prepared to go, especially with the new bike looming.

I used to plug my old VOGUE classic and my 110 defender AND the old mans 88" series 2a...........love it, if you scratch TD5 that you'll be :B :t Say hi to the "Bike cleaning wench" for me :k for xmas from me and see you at the BIRD / BOAT BASH 2006 :yo:

 

[BlackBirdBaz]

I have a mate selling this if anyone interested ?

TOYOTA HILUX SURF SSRX 3.0 1994

 

[ianrobbo1]

it's all well and good buying these "disco's" and boats and stuff, but maybe you should have invested in a LAWN MOWER!!!!

 

[martin]

it's all well and good buying these "disco's" and boats and stuff, but maybe you should have invested in a LAWN MOWER!!!!

Dont you bloody start. Im growing me very own 4x4 course man8um

I like to think its a classic boat owners garden. And dont mention to our lass cos it'll give me greif all over again.

Rhino, she is now a disco cleaning wench.......or so I would like to think :}

 

[Fat Bert]

Oi Capt Japs-Eye

It's about time you cut the grass you slacker Mansfield slob!!