MATLOCK FRIDAY NIGHT 13th

[Shalershasker]

From here, anyone north of Bristol is a northener!!!! :dunno: :blush:

From here, anyone 4 miles in from the coast is a northerner:}

 

[cianocarroll125]

They have some funny customs and speak gibberish. man8um

Whatever do you mean old chap? To help you on your way with the "gibberish" below, number one means "Isn't it hot".
Enjoy
(Hope this lot hasnt been posted before, actually, if it has, so what, up the tarn!)

1. initot
2. gizzit
3. summat supeer
4. gerrit etten
5. gerartnit
6. smarrer wee im
7. ient gorrit
8. azee giniter
9. gizituz mester
10. eez gooinoam
11. astha gorrit reight
12. isthimamin
13. aberitinters
14. purremineer
15. ient erd nowt
16. eeseseeantaddit
17. itintin
18. midadz gorrajag
19. weerz gaffer
20. guangit thiuan
21. cannar lakeartwithi
22. shut thi gob
23. owzeeno
24. amguin afuarthee
25. eewont theer
26. astha gorrit withy
27. it dunt marra
28. arthaguinart tuneet
29. asthagorratena
30. lerrim purrizaton
31. asthagot thibouetson
32. oowerreewi wurree weisen
33. corfurus intmornin
34. eesezitintis burraberritis
35. summonems gorragerroff
36. wiv gorra gerrum reight
37. izmamsezhesnorrin
38. narthenthee wotthaduwin
39. estha seenim ont telly
40. thalefter gerranewun
41. eenose nowtabartit
42. itworraperler
43. berragerrontbus
44. ee dernt purrized undawata
45. lerrus gerrusands wesht
46. ateldim burredint lissen
47. asai alclowtthi ifthaduntgioer
48. gerrarearry tergithianand weeit
49. thawantstur weshthi eeroilsart
50. thakan iftha wanster
51. aswerdarn itworimitwa
52. canthacum toaraouse tuneet
53. wiv gorragerrus inbux
54. eyupthee asthagouinon
55. wotsthathintharupter
56. thareight thanus
57. arthiguin intertarn thisaft
58. thas gorrit rongagean
59. yerv gorra wotchitweeim
60. armeni timeseva teldthi
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Cian c7u8

 

[ianrobbo1]

well!! thats effectively killed this post!!! g0551p

 

[stan the man]

Guess not! Does he have a pinkbird too?!

nah..it's worse than that...it's "fudge" coloured smix 3ck04 :}

 

[Smix]

Only in his dreams

Nothing wrong with dreaming about having a PinkBird!!!!!:yo:

 

[Fat Bert]

LOL

nah..it's worse than that...it's "fudge" coloured smix 3ck04 :}

and aint she "awesome"

Going to be up for sale very soon if anyone's interested?

info@net-effectz.co.uk

 

[stan the man]

and aint she "awesome"

Going to be up for sale very soon if anyone's interested?

info@net-effectz.co.uk

who's gunna want a fudge coloured bird bert.......george michael maybe :dunno:

 

[Fat Bert]

Stan

We'll have to see mate

 

[ianrobbo1]

so Bert's getting a GS instead then!! :dunno:

 

[bitontheside]

so Bert's getting a GS instead then!! :dunno:

And joining the IAM!? :dunno:

 

[ianrobbo1]

And joining the IAM!? :dunno:

no chance of that happening!! the IAM riders arnt so erratic :dunno:

 

[RHINO]

I'll be there IAN, probably about 6:30 ish or soon after, will be having some food when i arrive.

 

[ianrobbo1]

I'll be there IAN, probably about 6:30 ish or soon after, will be having some food when i arrive.

thought you might just so you can show off your new car!! :} well!! you would'nt be arriving on a bike would you??

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or me!! g0551p

 

[stan the man]

so that's the bird/car meet sorted then :violin: :violin:

 

[RHINO]

thought you might just so you can show off your new car!! :} well!! you would'nt be arriving on a bike would you??

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or me!! g0551p

NO, i'll be in the ALFA so i can play on the twisties..

(new one doesn't arrive until Monday/Tuesday)

 

[ianrobbo1]

shame it's front wheel drive shite. s04pb0x6

and not just an old overweight petrol thirsty rust bucket, made up from bits of other old rust buckets just to keep it going eh?? :dunno:

 

[RHINO]

shame it's front wheel drive shite. s04pb0x6

But it will still kick the shit out of ya 'SANATOGEN' on any road wether it be straight or twisty, wet or dry.

It was designed to handle and look good NOT to ferry kids and caravans around the continent. :tosser:

 

[martin]

Dont know whether we'll be there Ian. Having a shite week at work. But you can be sure if we are there we wont be arriving on a bike

Can we have a boating smilie please

 

[Paddy Dougan]

:-:

so who is feeling lucky friday the 13th then?? Tina and I will be making an apperance, is anyone else brave enough to risk attending ??? :dunno:

I'm afraid I won't be able to attend, as my good lady and I are expecting our second child on the day......... Just the same as our first, a gorgeous boy, and meself..... all born on fri 13th. Never unlucky!!!!!!!!
Hope u allhave a great meet.
Will join you all during the fairer weather.
till then................
p.

 

[ianrobbo1]

:-:

I'm afraid I won't be able to attend, as my good lady and I are expecting our second child on the day......... Just the same as our first, a gorgeous boy, and meself..... all born on fri 13th. Never unlucky!!!!!!!!
Hope u allhave a great meet.
Will join you all during the fairer weather.
till then................
p.

congradulations in advance Paddy :bow: if it's running a bit late is it going to be "star" jumps all round?? :} hope everything goes well for you and your missus, let us know the result if you think about us!! :dunno: