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I need some help???

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frenchuk

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Come on guys... please get it... just imagine the offspring of a rat anf genetal deGaulle... what would you do with it? maybe some mad professor would be happy to have one? Or someone in the hardcore S&M freaks scene? or Margaret Thatcher maybe?
 
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XXLarge

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Good idea Pierre, just imagine a dog so ugly that you'd have to feed it with a catapult.
The only people that would pick it up would be scientists and short-sighted poultry breeders.



God bless Les Dawson!
 

Biker Babe

Registered User
with this? :lol: :} :}

And I mean the dog, not its owner.............. :neenaw:
 
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frenchuk

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Babe, that's exactly what I meant by an offspring of a rat and general deGaulle... spoke about the dogs, not the owners either...
 

1200Pete

Registered User
Looks just like a pupy with its dad's coat on :lol: :lol: :lol:


Go on Steve let her have one, then she can bring it to the bash and we can all point and laugh :lol:
 

Supabird1100

Registered User
Can't See The Piccy, Pugwash !!!!...........

Just got a red X on the screen ????:dunno:

C'mon....ya dog can't be that bad that you don't want to show him off !!!!!!:} :}


Ah....that's better.....you've edited ya post !!!!!!!:} :blush:
 

Bubba

Registered User
Those Shar-Pei's are expensive and take a hell of a lot of looking after. Saying that, the entertainment value has to be considered. Ever seen a dog with enough skin for two make a sudden stop?? Body stops, skin stops 20 yards up road!
 
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frenchuk

Guest
Lumpy, I didn't know you were THAT intimate with Bertie... :eek:
 
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frenchuk

Guest
Lumpy, can you now please stop speaking about bertie's foreskin?
 

Biker Babe

Registered User
OK OK !!!

Yes, I know the shar-pei is a tad expensive, but iv been doing some looking about, what about one of these instead, just in case I don't get my shar-pei......

And by the way, the ugly thing {bull dog} is not my choice but steve's.............. and you lot reckon the shar-pei is ugly!!! :dunno:
 
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Biker Babe

Registered User
Re: OK OK !!!

Originally posted by Biker Babe
Yes, I know the shar-pei is a tad expensive, but iv been doing some looking about, what about one of these instead, just in case I don't get my shar-pei......

And by the way, the ugly thing {bull dog} is not my choice but steve's.............. and you lot reckon the shar-pei is ugly!!! :dunno:


OR THIS?
 
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XXLarge

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I'd go for the boxer. Brilliant dogs, loads of character but as mad a a bag of cats.
 

Biker Babe

Registered User
Well, my first choice is still the shar-pei, but if that's out the question id like a boxer........:dunno:

But seeing as steves paying I guess i'll have to wait and see won't I?

By the way, did I mention how much I loved him................:k
 

Jaws

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Without doubt I reckon the most legal fun you can have with a dog is with a Staff..
Totally faithful, bright as a button when they want to be, thick as two short ones at other times !
 
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