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I need some help???

Biker Babe

Biker Babe

Registered User
Right you guy's I need a helping hand?

I need everyone to persuade Steve {Supa} that it's a good idea to buy me one of these!!!

Pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Steve....... I'll be good from now on!!!

:k :k :k
 
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ianrobbo1

ianrobbo1

good looking AND modest
what do you want one

of THOSE things for!!!
they always need ''Ironing'':rolleyes: :lol:
 
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fat bert

Guest
Bloody Hell !!

that looks like all us bloaters after the diet has finished at the BASH

Was 22 stone - now a slimline 12 stone!!!
 
ianrobbo1

ianrobbo1

good looking AND modest
no Bertie

not All ''us bloaters'' def not YOU,!!
the dogs got more Hair than you, and is better looking,!:rolleyes:
 
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EdCBRCastrol

Guest
Biker babe

I have just realised what you're up to!
Steve, watch out i reckon its a ploy to get rid of your "dog" cos that thing will find your dog to be a tasty little luncheon.

DONT DO IT !!!!!!!!!
 
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frenchuk

Guest
Why buy on old wrinkly-passed its sell by date one when you could have a brand new-never used before-no previous owner model? :dunno:
 
Biker Babe

Biker Babe

Registered User
listen here?

Your suppose to be helping me here, not talking him out of it !!!

Besides, its gonna be a play mate for HIS much loved pooch anyways, we're not getting rid of the rat,

{although iv tried}.............:lol:

just getting him someone to play with...........:}

And I want a right meaty pooch, cos its gonna be half play mate for the rat and half guard dog.....................:lol:
 
Wolfie

Wolfie

Is a lunp
that is not a dog.

thats the thing from battlestar galaticer(sp)

get a collie or something like that as a guard dog. Or a jack russell cause their rep. goes before them.

staffordshire bull terrier????
german sheppard???
manchester terrier(long legged)???
 
Biker Babe

Biker Babe

Registered User
listen here?

Your suppose to be helping me here, not talking him out of it !!!

Besides, its gonna be a play mate for HIS much loved pooch anyways, we're not getting rid of the rat,

{although iv tried}.............:lol:

just getting him someone to play with...........:}

And I want a right meaty pooch, cos its gonna be half play mate for the rat and half guard dog.....................:lol:
 
Supabird1100

Supabird1100

Registered User
Why Can't We Get A Bulldog ?????

Them wrinkly things are none to easy on the eye, are they ???:dunno:

Besides....you only want a Shar Pei cos the bloody things don't need house training (they do it themselves) so you know it won't be sh**ting and pi**ing all over the house !!!!:} :}

How much we looking at for the ugly git then ????:dunno:
 
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frenchuk

Guest
Oh come on!!! you know why she wants a shar pei... do a bit of thinking... she is a woman... yes, you got it! it's naturallly because it's the most expensive dog money can buy...
(Babe, a tip: microwaves work very well on ratdogs you know :lick: )
 
Supabird1100

Supabird1100

Registered User
Oi French !!!!!!.................

Leave my poor little mutt out of this !!!!!!:} :} Microwave indeed !!!!!!:lol:

Are these wrinkly sod's a bit pricey then ?????:dunno: I was looking at a bulldog.......going rate seems to be ?500-?750 depending on the breeding line of the parents.

Shar Pei is dearer???:dunno: :h

Steve:beer:
 
Supabird1100

Supabird1100

Registered User
Bloody Hell !!!!!...............

It's dearer than a bulldog !!!!!!:eek: :eek:

But how do I just KNOW I'm gonna end up with one of the ugly bastids !!!??????
 

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Wolfie

Wolfie

Is a lunp
that things doped!!!!

steve at least the rat will have a new blanket as well, cause they is enough loose skin on the thing to cover him right up, also when yer wash it , you can use the loose skin to peg it out of the washing line with.

serious though get the eyes and ears checked mate cause them dogs do suffer around them.
 
Supabird1100

Supabird1100

Registered User
Andy !!!!!!!!...............

:lol: :lol:

Peg it out on the washing line !!!!....Love it !!!!!!:} :}

Cheers for the tip re. the eyes and ears...... sounds like me a bit, dodgy peeper's !!!!!:}


Made me mind up though.......if we do end up with one, I know what I'm gonna call it ......Harley.....cos it's so phookin' ugly !!!:}
 
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frenchuk

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has a strnage uncanny likeness with the general deGaulle just before he passed away...
 
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XXLarge

Guest
Man that is one seriously ugly dog. A friend of ours had one, when it heard something outside it would jump up on her sofa and stand with its front legs on the sofa back to look out of the window. All its fur would slide down its back and end up around its arse - the bloody thing looked like one of Nora Batty's stockings.

Still it would make an interesting partner for your other dog - the Magwi.

:}
 
Biker Babe

Biker Babe

Registered User
How can you say there ugly? they are so cute.......... :k

But despite all the banter and mickey taking..................


STEVE, I WANT ONE !!!!


NO, NO, I take that back, YOUR POOCH wants one, we've had a chat and he wants one to play with, a companion to keep him company when we're out, and someone else other than you to snuggle up to in bed...... :k

{For anyone that's confused, the rat sleeps in the bed, under the duvet nicely tucked up behind steve's back, so we can't get near each other, he doesn't like me to get near steve, as he's very jealous and very protective of him} bloody dog !!! :rolleyes:

Not bad going seeing as he was originally bought to be MY dog !!!

At least know you know why I want a dog of my own? :cry:


As for the price?

Steve, how can you put a price on YOUR little pooch's happiness? .....:}
 
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