2 days to go....

[reefer]

OK it's sleep deprivation time again, I'm on nights, our lass has had me out to Morrisons last minute shopping, wound up at all the f'ckin aisle crawlers leaving their f'ckin trolleys at an angle blocking the aisles, not to mention the single parent pram pushers

online shopping m8 :blush:
days of nicking stuffing out of other peoples trollys cos theres non left on the shelf are long gone :bow: :bow:

 

[Floozy666]

As if the boiler going belly up just before xmas wasn't enough - Coddy had to remove the worktop above the boiler to give the plumber access, and as the worktop didn't want to come quietly Coddy employed the use of a crowbar and large hammer so now we have a very attractive feature in the corner of the kitchen which looks a bit like mosaic tiling but without the uniformity :cry:

 

[ianrobbo1]

Floozy, I think you will find thats called "character" and people pay a fortune for it, so don't knock it,!! at least Coddy can have his bath now, AND you can do the washing up, :bow:see things ar-nt as bad as there painted, :bow:

 

[Codbasher]

Cant have me bath yet, bloody new boiler wont be here until tomorrow evening and being fitted Xmas eve, any probs fitting it and we are in shit street regards hot water and heating over Xmas :violin:

Floozys words to me try not to damage the tiles when you try to remove the old worktop, ho ho ho %$fan Whoops!

 

[reefer]

heatings not a problem
if it all goes tits up just pop along to ashford, get pissed, smash a few shop windows, wait for plod to pop along some hours later and just make out your fresh out of the tunnel, dont speak the lingo..and problems sorted!
before you feet touch the ground you will have 4star hotel rooms waiting for you (if there isint a nice semi 4 bedroom availabe till the morning) meals laid on and cash put in your pocket..might even get a car by the end of the week and once thats sorted you can start selling drugs and tarts, dont worry about them trying to find you work..that will never happen as you will far too busy pimping on the streets, besides if there were to offer you a job that would mean your on the goverment figures for job seeking..something they would never allow %$fan :beer: :beer:

but on the bright side if it does go bad..at least you can heat up water on the stove..as long as you dont get a black out or gas leak %$fan

 

[reefer]

Do they deliver petrol?

nah tried that, they refused to deliver cos i wouldnt take me lid off at the door :loo:

 

[derek kelly]

online shopping m8 :blush:
days of nicking stuffing out of other peoples trollys cos theres non left on the shelf are long gone :bow: :bow:

I suggested that but our lass refuses to pay their delivery charges, instead she would rather scrape the Ice off the car drive three miles in tailbacks, spend 20 minutes waiting for a parking space, fight someone for the parking space, pay the ?1 parking fee (and forget to claim it back if it is Morrisons) get the wobbliest trolley that they have, load it up with trifles and gateau's then put all the heavy stuff on top, queue for ages at a checkout wait while some dipstick pays for 12 items with a credit card in the cash only till, bag all the shopping, hump it back to the car, get cut up by a Volvo driver on the way out, join the tailbacks back to our house, unload the car, empty all the bags, realise there isn't enough space left in the freezer, so throws stuff away that we bought last week, then realise that she has forgotten the Mayonnaise,


Online shopping? nah too easy m8

 

[Fat Bert]

Alternative option

heatings not a problem
if it all goes tits up just pop along to ashford, get pissed, smash a few shop windows, wait for plod to pop along some hours later and just make out your fresh out of the tunnel, dont speak the lingo..and problems sorted!
before you feet touch the ground you will have 4star hotel rooms waiting for you (if there isint a nice semi 4 bedroom availabe till the morning) meals laid on and cash put in your pocket..might even get a car by the end of the week and once thats sorted you can start selling drugs and tarts, dont worry about them trying to find you work..that will never happen as you will far too busy pimping on the streets, besides if there were to offer you a job that would mean your on the goverment figures for job seeking..something they would never allow ........

Put them all in council flats

 

[reefer]

nah they dont do that..they stick em up in derby rofl
they have cctv everywere in hexthorpe and even a converted lorry trailer at the end of the high street set up to help the community (which is vandel proof )

 

[RHINO]

:violin:

Fekkin Christmas!!

Boiler decides today to spew water out, upshoot is the boiler is shagged, have managed to find a plumber and a new boiler will be fitted Christmas eve ( :bow: :bow: Dave the plumber is a STAR!) and at a fair price, just 2 days of no heat or hot water. :bang:

Bye Bye Christmas bonus hello feckin overtime! :B

BASTARD my fookin boiler has packed in tonight too, just what i need