2 days to go....

[reefer]

yup...until i pick up me new dash fasia kit that will allow removal of the standard volvo in dash cd changer :bow: :bow:
oh and it will be xmas eve too :violin:
can almost taste the 9lb gammon maranating in the cider, bay leaves,cloves, peppercorns,chillies,brown sugar, wholegrain mustard, and apple juice..transfer of meat and juice to cooking pot where it will be tickled several hours ander a low heat before being stripped of its skin and coated with cloves, apricot jam, mustard, then baked off to form a sweet golden brown crust in the oven :lick: :lick:..who knows might even do a starter for everyone else too %$fan

 

[Supabird1100]

can almost taste the 9lb gammon maranating in the cider, bay leaves,cloves, peppercorns,chillies,brown sugar, wholegrain mustard, and apple juice

As I've been 'nominated' to cook the beef topside and the pork loin for Christmas lunch I could do with some of your cullinary guidance, Reef !!!!! :}

 

[Fat Bert]

Supa

Just add a good pinch of "complete bollox" and it should be OK !!

 

[Supabird1100]

Just add a good pinch of "complete bollox" and it should be OK !!

Fresh or dried herb variety Bert ????? :}

 

[Fat Bert]

Supa

South London variety will do LOL - apparently there's loads of it down there

 

[reefer]

Fresh or dried herb variety Bert

cos bert has both varietys in stock always ready for immediate dispatch :neenaw:
only 4 replys and theres me thinking this post was gonna be like chucking out the trawler fishing nets

pan..just go to ...???? :beer:

 

[Supabird1100]

pan..just go to ...???? :beer:

How do I just KNOW......we're all gonna be down with food poisioning on Boxing Day ???? :} :}

 

[Bubba]

Please spare a thought for us IT support workers. Two days to go and I am FECKIN' BORED!!!!!!!!

 

[reefer]

well tescos have just delivered :bow:
so thats me crimbo shoping done ..even got candles and crackers delivered :bow: ..phew that was hard work chopping and changing the items over the last 2 weeks from the comfort of a leather chair :beer:

 

[derek kelly]

As I've been 'nominated' to cook the beef topside and the pork loin for Christmas lunch I could do with some of your cullinary guidance, Reef !!!!! :}

coat with Marmite and Mustard baste regularly cook on a lower heat for longer, do your taties in the juices alongside the beef.

 

[Supabird1100]

do your taties in the juices alongside the beef.

Potato's, DK ???? :dunno:

We no longer bother with traditional Christmas dinner....cook the chicken, beef and pork on Christmas Eve, carve it all up on Christmas morning, lay it out in dining room with salad and pickles, go to the local pub at midday, Trace pops home about 2 o'clock and puts a load of chips in the deep fat fryer.......by quarter past two we're tucking in to the grub !!!! :lick:

I'll try your tips on the beef cooking though....sounds tasty !!!!! :beer:

 

[Fat Bert]

Bless!

well tescos have just delivered..........phew that was hard work chopping and changing the items over the last 2 weeks from the comfort of an electric chair

:} :} :} :f :f

 

[Codbasher]

:violin:

Fekkin Christmas!!

Boiler decides today to spew water out, upshoot is the boiler is shagged, have managed to find a plumber and a new boiler will be fitted Christmas eve ( :bow: :bow: Dave the plumber is a STAR!) and at a fair price, just 2 days of no heat or hot water. :bang:

Bye Bye Christmas bonus hello feckin overtime! :B

 

[ianrobbo1]

Blimey Coddy, that was close !!! :dunno: you could have ended up missing your yearly bath!!! and that wouldnt be nice would it 24 months of grime to wash off,!! :}

 

[reefer]

codbasher..fear not my friend :bow:
i will be launching some products during april at somepoint that will make problems like that a thing of the past..watch this space for the URL addy soon w;;v

he does like his marmite and mustard dont he keeps popping up with that one

spuds wont roast at low heat next to the beef anyway..all your end up with is starch sponges %$fan

 

[derek kelly]

Blimey Coddy, that was close !!! :dunno: you could have ended up missing your yearly bath!!! and that wouldnt be nice would it 24 months of grime to wash off,!! :}

24 months in a year?.......How old are you really Ian?

 

[derek kelly]

well tescos have just delivered :bow:


Do they deliver petrol? :dunno:

 

[ianrobbo1]

24 months in a year?.......How old are you really Ian?

let me do the math for you Derek!! :bang: 12 months in a year Coddy missis his bath this year, :h and has to wait till christmas NEXT year, so one year@12 months + another year @12 months = 24months which is two years,
jeez some people!!! :bang:

 

[gypsy]

let me do the math for you Derek!! :bang: 12 months in a year Coddy missis his bath this year, :h and has to wait till christmas NEXT year, so one year@12 months + another year @12 months = 24months which is two years,
jeez some people!!! :bang:

+ ?35 surcharge eh Ian?

 

[derek kelly]

let me do the math for you Derek!! :bang: 12 months in a year Coddy missis his bath this year, :h and has to wait till christmas NEXT year, so one year@12 months + another year @12 months = 24months which is two years,
jeez some people!!! :bang:

Yeah I knew that
but you are forgetting his annual walk in the rain.














OK it's sleep deprivation time again, I'm on nights, our lass has had me out to Morrisons last minute shopping, wound up at all the f'ckin aisle crawlers leaving their f'ckin trolleys at an angle blocking the aisles, not to mention the single parent pram pushers.........

Touch paper lit


Standing well back


wait for explosion.