Yet another Caption Competition~~?

[Fat Bert]

One day he might buy a bike - thereagain we can all live in hope he doesn't!

 

[Supabird1100]

"Alright then.......?150, and it's your's for the Demolition Derby" !!!!!

 

[Gatso shy]

16

Ah , Yes Officer ,

she is over 16, and she's down there looking for my key's , honest

 

[RHINO]

Limp Lump

"Sorry officer, i did'nt realise it was overloaded as i'm alone in it........no i don't object to standing on the HGV weighbridge".

 

[SteveG]

I only stopped to ask her for directions

Then she jumped in saying she'd show me a good time, I mean the way!

c7u8

 

[AV8TOR]

Do they make this model with a central driving position?
As then I could close both doors :f :f

 

[Sphere]

ummmm

LOOK just because theres tents here how was i to know it was a Campsite ???? :dunno:

 

[richard]

Phook me ive just shit my pants officer and i kin stinks in here..

LOL

R&L

 

[cannonball]

No

Officer this is not Kirk Douglas's chin and a very Ill fitting wig. I heard that they were holding auditions for Gollum/Smeagle's next role...


:beer:


Bob

 

[reefer]

nah don't be silly im just borrowing it off a mate while mines in the garage

 

[mikew]

honey ...

the seat is fully back, I keep telling you it's just to small for me to get behind the wheel ....

 

[bitontheside]

Caption

"Nah, fook it - it looks like rain - I'll stay in the car!"

 

[reefer]

yeah i know but im holding out for the classic car free road tax

 

[reefer]

well choice was this or a robin reliant..bloody misses made me choose this one :bang:

 

[reefer]

handles well tho..can get me arm right out the window on some bends

 

[reefer]

anyone got a set of jump leads handy

 

[reefer]

nah m8 took over 6 hours to get here,,took it easy as im not wearing me leathers today

 

[reefer]

OI! there special slippers!!

 

[reefer]

bently convertable twin turbo..NO THANKS id rather have this

 

[reefer]

not too close mate, we had beans this morning