ye auld enemy

[marcella]

awww shit! here was me thinking i'd got a bastid bite and eckman proves to have a sense of humour:bow:


i still think you english mash eaters should find yer own fookin water though, its ok when yer summers were toasty and it pished down up here! it was even better for you when your winters were decidedly limp and it blew blizzards up here! bunch o wimps "we dont have enough water to wash the 4by4!"

WELL COME YE UP AND TAKE IT IF YE THINK YER HARD ENOUGHb0x1

 

[Wolfie]

awww shit! here was me thinking i'd got a bastid bite and eckman proves to have a sense of humour:bow:


i still think you english mash eaters should find yer own fookin water though, its ok when yer summers were toasty and it pished down up here! it was even better for you when your winters were decidedly limp and it blew blizzards up here! bunch o wimps "we dont have enough water to wash the 4by4!"

WELL COME YE UP AND TAKE IT IF YE THINK YER HARD ENOUGHb0x1

why should we????


we have the paddys to dig a channel for us, it will be down here just in time.

 

[marcella]

why should we????


we have the paddys to dig a channel for us, it will be down here just in time.

hey! you of all the febs i know should be aware that when things get really bad and there's going to be a rumble! all we've gotta do is loose the women on yer ass, you wont be singing rule britannia then:yo:

 

[KevKing]

doubt it cause we is talking rugby, not the most pop. sport on the earth ie football

I think you'll find thats fishing m8 not footie. Its probably popular in the same way as east benders - eat sh*t coz 15 million flies cant be wrong. How I love the pointy ball - Calcutta cup for England, grand slam to follow....?

 

[AV8TOR]

sorry as you are part of england and under our rule thats our water.

Dream on & enjoy Andy :beer:

 

[ianrobbo1]

heres an "Ian" prediction, "just to piss up Marcella's back" when it becomes apparent, that Bonny Scotland is having good weather all year and the "English" bit of the "UK" is becoming a load of crap with having to pay sky high water and power rates, all the rich "Englishmen" will move to "Bonny Scotland" and buy the fooking place from under you!! :f

 

[eckman]

heres an "Ian" prediction, "just to piss up Marcella's back" when it becomes apparent, that Bonny Scotland is having good weather all year and the "English" bit of the "UK" is becoming a load of crap with having to pay sky high water and power rates, all the rich "Englishmen" will move to "Bonny Scotland" and buy the fooking place from under you!! :f

You already did mate ...

To quote the bard

[font=Palatino, Times, Serif]O would, or I had seen the day[/font][font=Palatino, Times, Serif]That treason thus could sell us, [/font][font=Palatino, Times, Serif]My auld grey head had lain in clay, [/font][font=Palatino, Times, Serif]Wi' Bruce and loyal Wallace![/font][font=Palatino, Times, Serif]But pith and power, till my last hour, [/font][font=Palatino, Times, Serif]I'll mak' this declaration; [/font][font=Palatino, Times, Serif]We're bought and sold for English gold: [/font][font=Palatino, Times, Serif]Such a parcel of rogues in a nation![/font]

 

[Wolfie]

Where'd ya get ya kilt from Sexy?

ebay.

Dream on & enjoy Andy

queen of england is also the queen of scotland, therefore you is owned by us, more proof thank you for the water, oil, gas etc, when it runs out close the door as you leave. %$fan :neenaw:

I think you'll find thats fishing m8 not footie

fishing aint a sport, nothing happens in it, more action in tiddling winks!!

hey! you of all the febs i know should be aware that when things get really bad and there's going to be a rumble! all we've gotta do is loose the women on yer ass, you wont be singing rule britannia then

the women love my arse (come to think so do most scotsman i have met as well....) dont sing "rule britannia" thats for poncy twats with long multicolour scarves and tweed jackets.

 

[marcella]

well well,things are so rosy in engerland that some of there best are choosing tidy scots birds for wifes, and as for the rich english bizness men buying up cheap scots land!!! and crying like babies when they cant operate among the locals cos they're too tough! that was the women (gods honest truth) it was reported in one of our local rags that two families left after 6 months cos the school parents after evening meetings were too rough:tosser: hey robbo you can have my semi for as long as you can copeb0x1 :k

 

[ianrobbo1]

I'll take that as a Bite then!! :}

 

[marcella]

I'll take that as a Bite then!! :}

no you cant! im doing my best (albeit poor!) to instigate border tension! and alleviate the boredom.
tell you what wolfie talks a good fight, but you should have seen his face in the nurses car when she took us all home absolutely mental driving, i doubt her car will ever need the brakepads changed cos she dont use them it was a scary run but it got andy's ticket marked for sure.

 

[Wolfie]

no you cant! im doing my best (albeit poor!) to instigate border tension! and alleviate the boredom.
tell you what wolfie talks a good fight, but you should have seen his face in the nurses car when she took us all home absolutely mental driving, i doubt her car will ever need the brakepads changed cos she dont use them it was a scary run but it got andy's ticket marked for sure.

i would of been alright if she had of opened her eyes at some point on the way home!!!

 

[marcella]

i would of been alright if she had of opened her eyes at some point on the way home!!!

to busy dreaming about you eh!

 

[Wolfie]

to busy dreaming about you eh!

i think she was scared of the dark

 

[ianrobbo1]

to busy dreaming about you eh!

that'll be why she was driving so fast to get the "dream/nightmare" over with

 

[Wolfie]

that'll be why she was driving so fast to get the "dream/nightmare" over with

turning the headlights on would of helped as well

 

[marcella]

that'll be why she was driving so fast to get the "dream/nightmare" over with

your right robbo! andy was probably the punkiest punk she'd ever met!

 

[Wolfie]

hhhmmmmmm borrox!!!!!!!!!


fuck fuck fuck fuck


i will never open my gob again what a feckin jinx i am.

 

[stan the man]

how hungry are you andy????????



































thats a huge chunk of humble pie you gotta eat mate

 

[jerry993]

Told you so on Friday guys

Well done to the scots

What about Ireland Wales

Good Job I have tickets for Ireland England at twickers

( No prediction on that one )