Wife admits it at last

[Stevebrooke]

We were at a party on Friday night and somehow my son started talking about the fear of cows. You wake up in your tent, poke your head out through the zip and there's a dozen of the ugly f**kers staring back at you. Who gets the biggest shock - you or them? And they turn tail and charge off leaving you with a pile of sh1t to wade through to get out of your tent.

Anyway, she-who-must-be-obeyed jumps in (she's a country girl, I'm a city boy) and says to me "You used to be scared of cows didn't you? You wouldn't go near them"

And the punchline.......

















"YOU'D NEVER SEEN A COW 'TILL YOU MET ME"


How about that for a confession ?:}

 

[cianocarroll125]

haha brilliant!!

sounds very much like what my mates call a "kay-ism" whenever my other half opens her trap without engaging brain first.

I'll give you an example, we were discussing contraception for some reason, me, kay, my cousin and her bloke john. Kay decides to give us her 2p's worth and says, "well, whenever I forget to take my pill, I get a right gobfull off Cian".

Much hilarity followed, and there's me with a big silly grin on my face giving it "yeah you know its true baby haha"

by the way, sorry for hijacking ya thread steve, but thought you might like to hear it anyway!

laters
Cian

 

[Stevebrooke]

No probs with the hijack. It's what the threads are for. Has anyone got any more? :blush:

 

[robbo25]

robs got his name tattooed on his 11b of dangling fury, hes always trying to put words in my mouth. he tells everyone.

 

[cianocarroll125]

Steve, just noticed you are in Wakefield, I went to school in Sandal, St Thomas A Becket, where abouts are you?

Cian

 

[cannonball]

Before

I was married to her indoors I arranged to go claypigeon shooting with her old man, on the morning of said event I went to pick him up, she would'nt speak to us (particularly me) she said IT WAS CRUEL and we should be ashamed of ourselves :} :} And she meant it..
I have never let her forget it, comes in handy when she is trying to be clever :yo:

:beer:

Bob

 

[ianrobbo1]

Steve, just noticed you are in Wakefield, I went to school in Sandal, St Thomas A Becket, where abouts are you?

Cian

I should keep that quiet, I deliver to that "place" theres some right hooligans among em now, how was it when "you were a lad"??
John the caretaker has been attacked twice in recent months by people breaking in to "screw" the vending machines,

 

[cianocarroll125]

It was a great place when I was there, left about 10 years ago now my little brother is in the 4th year, we were known as "the barnsley people" haha.

Is it John Winter the caretaker? I remember him being a grand fella if it was the same one. The teachers seem to have gone downhill since i left, our conor has corrected the english teachers spelling on three different occasions this year! She did her PGC training with a mate of mine and they got on ahem, quite well one evening, so i got conor to ask her if she knew someone called John Hall, went quite the shade of red apparantly and asked how conor knew him haha.

So, all in all i dont think its quite as good as it used to be, but i would still send my kids there (if i had any of course!) Never did me much harm. honest.

:loo:

 

[bishbosh]

Another quote

My brother and sister inlaw came round for a meal one Saturday and she said they had been a local furniture store and had "... left a deposit on a bed!" :} Well you have to try before you buy, goes without saying. I had to leave the room for some minutes until I stopped squinting from laughing.

Is it me or is there a general theme that the best quotes are from the ladies?

Bishbosh.

 

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