What should be banned next

[Jaws]

Lets ban all the wankers.. sorry, bleeding heart liberals..and lets not muck about banning H and S, lets simply shoot every twot who has anything to do with health and safety.

Let the kids take a slap when they are naughty, let folk smoke where they want, let people put china pigs in the windows ( currently banned by the thought police in parts of East London ), let me be a fat bastard if I want..
Ban pay rises for MP's... ban council workers from going on jaunts, and the same bastards from hiring secretarys to do the work WE PAY THEM to do.

Arrrggghhhhhhhhhh.. the frothing at the mouth.. the falling over backwards..... its all too much.
I must go and lay down on a short one armed unmarried black lesbian asylum seeker ( and before anyone gets excited, that was not a racist remark.. I am a racist.. I really fookin hate people from ........ well from somewhere in the British Isle area.. but I get on no probs with the rest of the world no matter what colour or creed ! )

 

[RHINO]

JAWS, take one of these quick before they're banned too

 

[Artemis]

Let's ban the biggest single cause of death in the world. Birth!

I mean, do you know of one person who has died that was not born first? :neenaw:

 

[Punchy]

Let's ban the biggest single cause of death in the world. Birth!
I mean, do you know of one person who has died that was not born first? :neenaw:

Already been banned in our house...

or should I say the fun night nine months before the birth has been banned...

As Confucious said "Theres no shortage of fanny....
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its just that women have control of it all"


:bang: :bang:

 

[canary]

Hair

They should ban men with a full head of hair,its just not on. :B :B

 

[derek kelly]

They should ban men with a full head of hair,its just not on. :B :B

Grass doesn't grow on a busy street. And we all know how good shit is for making things grow

 

[gypsy]

They should ban men with a full head of hair,its just not on. :B :B

its certainly not on you! :f

 

[derek kelly]

its certainly not on you! :f

Nor me but who needs hair?

 

[nitehawk]

Baseball Caps - When worn as a combo with either a hoody, tracksuit or thick set gold jewelery. c7u8

 

[eyebrows]

ban it/them

drivers with no lane discipline on motorways and dual carriageways.... f*ckers

Trucks that overtake another truck on the only bit of dual carriageway for miles and take the entire stretch of dual carriageway to realise they cant make it and pull back in as the chevrons end said dual carriageway..... f*ckers

People who pull out in front of you because they are in a car and KNOW you are going to have to keep out of THEIR way or die........ f*ckers

Fireworks, exept on November 5th between 6pm and 8pm and new years day between midnight and five past.......... f*ckers

"Travellers" who leave piles of sh*ite all over the countryside whilst fly camping, especially sh*t filled nappies and empty propane bottles.......... f*ckers

Boy racers in their only just mildly tepid hatches, air filters off, bean tin exhausts and driving round pointlesly in convoys at all hours with sh*te music blaring and banging........... f*ckers

Cyclists when I'm in the car......... f*ckers

Car drivers when I'm cycling.............. f*ckers

Cyclists, car drivers and pedestrians when I'm on the bird........... f*ckers

Rap music........ f*ckers

Shops trying to sell me extended warranties on everything I buy, even though I tell em at the outset "Dont try and sell me any insurance. I DONT WANT IT"............ f*ckers

TV channels that put adverts on during live motor racing, but dont do it with football or rugby or golf or tennis or horse racing or gymnastics or swimming or athletics or marathons or cycle racing or darts or snooker or chess or tiddlywinks, just motor racing............ f*ckers

Shops who turn their heating on so high from august to june that wearing a thong would be to hot.............. f*ckers

Calls from call centres in countries whose first language isn't English, not racist just cant understand a heavy accent trying to sell me the network I am already using from umpteen thousand miles away........... f*ckers

Public transport

People in public wearing head phones that give out a constant, tinny, tissh-tisssh-tisssh sort of noise............. f*ckers

Drunks who think they are funny/can sing/can dance/are gods gift to the opposite sex............. f*ckers

People who talk only in jargon................. f*ckers


f*ckers.............the lot of them

IMHO !!

 

[gypsy]

Feckers who sit on the fence!!

 

[Bubba]

Stupid Questions
Indian call centres
Helpdesks
America
European Union
Diesel
Local and national gov'mints
Scooters
Vauxhall Novas
Anything Burberry
TV license
37 hour week

 

[Wolfie]

Me.

cause i am very annoying.

 

[derek kelly]

Taxi drivers who have been in this country less than a month

Ignorance

Fiat multipla's

Volvo 340's & 440's

Travellers from setting up permanent camps

Parole

Gatso's

Dictatorships disguised as democracy

Gypsy's hair :f

 

[Kenzie]

we should ban...

Volvo's... :-:

and Harley Davidsons... cheaper to but a car! and warmer... and faster... and a car would look nice'er


and mr.Derek Kelly's 'jokes' (useing the word 'jokes' Very losely R#? )

 

[derek kelly]

SCHOOL HOLIDAYS :neenaw: Kenzie

 

[Kenzie]

but if you banned school holidays...

SCHOOL HOLIDAYS :neenaw: Kenzie

Who would spend all that Money that you havent got?

 

[gypsy]

wait till your married Kenzie

 

[Kenzie]

wait till your married Kenzie

:lol

im gonna have a bike, you can ride them faster, you clean
them and there cheaper then getting married

 

[jerry993]

i would ban Scooters