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What should be banned next
- Thread starter derek kelly
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R2B2
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"Courtesy" phone calls
Static timed traffic lights
Teenagers working in shops (ever asked one a question?)
The present British Legal System
Playing of football in roads and streets
Rain between Monmouth and Odiham on wednesdays
Hand held mobiles whilst driving (sleeping coppers please note)
Use of rear fog lights once another car is closely behind
Diesel nozzles next to petrol ones
Screaming babies in supermarkets and shops
Mothers who scream at screaming babies
The price of Aberdeen Angus beef
The British Rail Network in it's entirety
Fly tipping
Street lights that stay on during the day
Inappropriate use of traffic cones
The locking of public toilets at 5.00pm
Static timed traffic lights
Teenagers working in shops (ever asked one a question?)
The present British Legal System
Playing of football in roads and streets
Rain between Monmouth and Odiham on wednesdays
Hand held mobiles whilst driving (sleeping coppers please note)
Use of rear fog lights once another car is closely behind
Diesel nozzles next to petrol ones
Screaming babies in supermarkets and shops
Mothers who scream at screaming babies
The price of Aberdeen Angus beef
The British Rail Network in it's entirety
Fly tipping
Street lights that stay on during the day
Inappropriate use of traffic cones
The locking of public toilets at 5.00pm
Playing of football in roads and streets
This was actually banned by Queen Victoria and the law has not been repealed since, so playing football in the street is illegal
Street lights that stay on during the day
Usually caused by young children with magnets
Inappropriate use of traffic cones
You mean they are not supposed to be used to hold Horse jumps, or as goalposts
The locking of public toilets at 5.00pm
Hmmmm I'm not even gonna ask.... oh what the hell you don't go in there with a carrier bag do you
This was actually banned by Queen Victoria and the law has not been repealed since, so playing football in the street is illegal
Street lights that stay on during the day
Usually caused by young children with magnets
Inappropriate use of traffic cones
You mean they are not supposed to be used to hold Horse jumps, or as goalposts
The locking of public toilets at 5.00pm
Hmmmm I'm not even gonna ask.... oh what the hell you don't go in there with a carrier bag do you
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R2B2
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derek kelly said:
No, I meant miles and miles of cones on motorways and d/c's when there are no road works going on... and cones left out for weeks after roadworks have finished.
derek kelly said:
No, lol!
I mean embarking on a long walk down the street to the public toilets, in the pissin' rain, bustin' forra pee, only to find them locked 'cos it's five past bloody five. Do the numbnuts at the council think you don't need to take a pee after five o'clock, or what?
ianrobbo1
good looking AND modest
and on this "walk" you have Rob, do you take a "sports" bag into the loos with you when you want to go for a "pee" :dunno:Rob P XX said:I mean embarking on a long walk down the street to the public toilets, in the pissin' rain, bustin' forra pee, only to find them locked 'cos it's five past bloody five.
SILVERONE
Registered User
It's got more to do with the Council thinking you would like to use them the next day & the day after & so on, leave them open and some thug
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R2B2
Guest
NO... I shant!
Anyway, it was just a story I heard once, or a bad dream or something....
..... ask Mikew. He might know.
Anyway, it was just a story I heard once, or a bad dream or something....
..... ask Mikew. He might know.
Floozy666
Registered User
Swale bloody Borough councillors.
Just had a letter advising that the cost for my quarterly parking permit was going to increase (what else!) from ?70 to ..................................
?140!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
They have to be having a laugh - it only went up last year from ?50 to ?70.
And to thing that this bunch of T*****s are elected. I'm but they've got us over a barrel 'cos there's nowhere else to park in the vicinity of the station cos the barstewards have yellow lined every available road and alley way! I already pay ?2k for the joys of a train season ticket and now I'll have to cough up another ?500 for the pleasure of parking so that I can use the public transport they are all so keen to get us on, grrrrrrrrrrrrr.
Roll-on March when I can commute on the bike
Just had a letter advising that the cost for my quarterly parking permit was going to increase (what else!) from ?70 to ..................................
?140!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
They have to be having a laugh - it only went up last year from ?50 to ?70.
And to thing that this bunch of T*****s are elected. I'm
but they've got us over a barrel 'cos there's nowhere else to park in the vicinity of the station cos the barstewards have yellow lined every available road and alley way! I already pay ?2k for the joys of a train season ticket and now I'll have to cough up another ?500 for the pleasure of parking so that I can use the public transport they are all so keen to get us on, grrrrrrrrrrrrr.Roll-on March when I can commute on the bike
My wife used to work at Leeds General Infirmary, and because there was a two year waiting list for car parking permits, she used to park on clarendon road, she came out one day to discover that they had painted double yellow lines right up to the back of the car then carried on from the front and slapped a parking ticket on, we argued the penalty and lost, about a month later the exact same thing happened further up clarendon road the only notice given was apparently a small ad in the Yorkshire evening post, which we did not buy.
