Why on Earth did Triumph name their big lump "rocket"? They are more plodding than a Harley on a go slow
A friend has one, he got it because his days of speed are over, we were going out for a meal on Thursday evening & one came up behind us, I moved to the left to let him pass, as we approached a hill he struggled to even keep up with us, we were in the car.I take it you haven't ridden one then ?
Rapid things for that sort of bike!
Sorry Derek, what little credibility you had left was lost when you said you had a friend in the first two words.A friend has one, he got it because his days of speed are over, we were going out for a meal on Thursday evening & one came up behind us, I moved to the left to let him pass, as we approached a hill he struggled to even keep up with us, we were in the car.
Maybe it is quick for it's class but it couldn't beat a slug at a wake.
A friend has one, he got it because his days of speed are over, we were going out for a meal on Thursday evening & one came up behind us, I moved to the left to let him pass, as we approached a hill he struggled to even keep up with us, we were in the car.
Maybe it is quick for it's class but it couldn't beat a slug at a wake.
Firstly when I say friend I mean ex colleague.
Secondly the guy behind us came so close up my arse end I thought I’d have to marry him, there was enough room for him to get to the head of the traffic but his bike said “no”
Out for a meal for youngest daughter's birthday, very nice it was too.Derek was going out. Enough said.
I had a nice meal with Mrs A, my mum and my sister in law from Oz.Out for a meal for youngest daughter's birthday, very nice it was too.
I had a nice meal with Mrs A, my mum and my sister in law from Oz.
I had the grilled Camembert, Mrs A and mum had scampi and Oz had a Brie ploughmans.
I like Brie.No self-respecting ploughman ever ate brie. Brie makes good polyfilla but that's about it. Takes a long time to harden though and smells awful.
Lovely starter, what did you have for the main?I had the grilled Camembert,
Some of us show restraintLovely starter, what did you have for the main?
You mean you're eitherSome of us show restraint
c. SlimYou mean you're either
A. Skint.
B. Anorexic.
Skint people often are slimC.
c. Slim
D.healthy
For small holes, toothpaste makes a much better polyfilla.No self-respecting ploughman ever ate brie. Brie makes good polyfilla but that's about it. Takes a long time to harden though and smells awful.