want to live forever?

[reefer]

seems a couple of pipe clips and 4 magnets and thats the key to life :bow: :bow:

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=1523&item=5543421762

wonder if they will fit under bike gloves

 

[Wolfie]

Bollox!!!!!!!!!

 

[Rider Formerly Known As]

Yer right! Eternal life for only 8 pounds... I'll take two and live twice as long c7u8

 

[ALonaBIRD]

Damn i need a new bullsh1t dtector now :xm

i just read too much of that page and the old one just couldnt take it :loo:

 

[Fat Bert]

As it happens~~

There are defenite health benefits with magnotherapy particularly for smokers [thats RHINO out then] and people suffering with high blood pressure

 

[mikew]

anyway, I fully intend to live forever.

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so far, so good ..... on target. :beer:

 

[ianrobbo1]

There are defenite health benefits with magnotherapy particularly for smokers [thats RHINO out then] and people suffering with high blood pressure

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and THAT was meant as light hearted humour, for those taking things the wrong way on purpose, :f

 

[Fat Bert]

Tis true I tell you~~~~

Has been used for 100's of years

Magnets have to be placed + and - across areas of bllod flow closest to the skin for best effect - ideally the wrist - magnet bangles/bracelets etc

Tried it on the dick but couldn't find a piece bit enough!

http://www.internethealthlibrary.com/Therapies/Magnotherapy.htm
http://www.ecomagnets.com/bioflow.htm

 

[mikew]

Has been used for 100's of years

Magnets have to be placed + and - across areas of bllod flow closest to the skin for best effect - ideally the wrist - magnet bangles/bracelets etc

Tried it on the dick but couldn't find a piece bit enough!

http://www.internethealthlibrary.com/Therapies/Magnotherapy.htm
http://www.ecomagnets.com/bioflow.htm

mmm improves health...





fucks up your spelling




:} :f

 

[Allan1]

Offensive weapon?

Hey, put one on each finger and you have an instant knucle duster.

User - 'Honestly officer, they are a health device, just becuse they helped me break that guys jaw with one punch has nothing to do with it'.

Officer - 'Well sonny, just who's health are they supposed to help, not the guy you've just chinned'

I can just see it in court now, what a hoot.

Buzz

 

[Gatso shy]

Getting Old

My Mrs,

doesn't like the idea of growing old,

No problem,

I can help, say's I,


Offer not accepted yet................

 

[reefer]

having read through the ebay auction again it seems i was a bit hasty to think it was all a load of bolloxs ...














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because the pipe clips come from a "special" molding..must be cosher then 8l1nd 8l1nd

 

[R2B2]

Who the hell would wanna live on this goddam ball forever anyway... ??

 

[derek kelly]

Who the hell would wanna live on this goddam ball forever anyway... ??

All of James bond's adveraries

 

[SILVERONE]

Life long guarantee or your money back :dunno:

 

[derek kelly]

Cockroaches

 

[Codbasher]

The sad thing is that there are people out there who will buy these things.

 

[ianrobbo1]

Lumpy looks like hes already lived more than one lifetime, :} :k