USELESS ITEMS

[SILVERONE]

1. Car roof rails, the ones that run the length of a car "what they for then ?''

2. Supper Glue, the only thing I ever manage to stick together with it is me fingers :bang: .

3.The mono switch on a stereo.

4, That saw thing'y on penknives

any more ??????

 

[SILVERONE]

''Forgot'' Izal bog paper

 

[Fat Bert]

How about~~~

Roofless garages?

Carbon bits on a Harley?

btw - what's "Supper" glue? Is that the stuff that sticks ya main meal to the pudding?

 

[tootyfluti]

Oi watch it Bertious, there`s more than one garage with a roof missing you know!! :violin: :violin:

 

[Fat Bert]

OK Toots

Stereo Garages without roofs and only one wire joining the two!!

"Stereo Garages" - weren't they a pop group a few years back - Gotta get myself connected" [no pun LOL]

 

[ianrobbo1]

how about this one!! :bow: got to be a "contender" for MOST useless item!! :} man8um

 

[Fat Bert]

Lumpy

another useless item



Trainers/laces on bikes

Oh!! and horizontal Suzuki's LOL

 

[ianrobbo1]

Fat Bert

Roofer

Ian Robbo

VFR800's

Midlanders on Powerful bikes

Michelin Macadams

Knee sliders on Midlanders Power Ranger Leathers

OY you horizontal hero, !! how come I'm only no 3 on the list???
AND behind Weefer at that,!!! mind you I suppose its the only way hes ever going to get in front of me, :}

 

[SILVERONE]

Parent and child parking area "there's no age limit on em'' I just take my 21 year old if I want to park near the entrance to the supermarket (not Tesco's ov'course)

 

[Cyclops]

Tony ( Emperor ) Blair

Knee Sliders on FBs Leathers

The Labour Party

All the fancy things on most phones ( Conferance calls etc etc )

:dunno: :dunno:

 

[RHINO]

Trainers/laces on bikes

Oh!! and horizontal Suzuki's LOL

That horizontal Suzuki is a HONDA...

 

[Gerrard]

Useless Things

Well you all forgot SPEED CAMERAS. also.... work...rainy days.....hangovers....mobile phones.
Cheers Paul

 

[richard]

''Forgot'' Izal bog paper

I disagree on this one when the little bastids start wetting and throwing the soft stuff on the toilet ceiling OUT COMES THE IZAL now try that ya fekkers for a couple of months...


R

 

[derek kelly]

Euro MP's

Prison governors (am I right baz?)

psychologists

Lights on paper boys bikes

Volvo drivers

estate agents

 

[gypsy]

I disagree on this one when the little bastids start wetting and throwing the soft stuff on the toilet ceiling OUT COMES THE IZAL now try that ya fekkers for a couple of months...


R

does it leave much of a bruise when you hit them with it ?

 

[richard]

does it leave much of a bruise when you hit them with it ?

Nar but its like wiping ya arse on grease proof paper... :loo:


R

 

[Supabird1100]

Nar but its like wiping ya arse on grease proof paper... :loo:
R

And you might as well not bother wiping with it anyway.....all it does is move the shit around a bit....doesn't actually remove any !!!!! :} :}

 

[ianrobbo1]

:bow: cant fault you Richard, the "little darlings" have no respect for anything or anyone, shame sandpapers so expensive, Id have em use that, it might just encourage them to use the bog rolls for what they were meant,!! :dunno:
next to school teacher, your job comes a close second to getting shit off the little darlings imo,
anyone else have "fun" with kiddies, in the "bad" sense NOT the sexual kind!!

 

[derek kelly]

shame sandpapers so expensive,

Not if you make your own, thin cardboard, pva glue, and ground glass, that'll make their arses bleed

 

[richard]

My next choice is pinapple skins that will make um smart a bit....


R