Something that puzzles me

[derek kelly]

We all know of the cleaning qualities of Alcohol ie applied to an open wound it will clean it...........

So why doesn't it work on Stomach ulcers? :dunno:
Not that I have a Stomach ulcer or that I drink much alcohol.

 

[BlackBirdBaz]

Maybe it helps to prevent an infection not cure one ?

Let me ask a big breasted nurse tomorrow on my bedwatch in Lincoln

Baz

 

[derek kelly]

Maybe it helps to prevent an infection not cure one ?

Let me ask a big breasted nurse tomorrow on my bedwatch in Lincoln

Baz

I could ask a big breasted nurse in Pinderfields AMU tonight on my bedwatch.

 

[Stevebrooke]

You saddo Kelly. I like to grab but even I didn't volunteer to work over Christmas.

Well, I did actually but the detail laughed when I told them I wanted treble time.

 

[BlackBirdBaz]

I was on a 15hr bedwatch yesterday and was detailed it for today too but it came in so as I was already down for contract hours today I thought what the hell and go in the jail anyway !! ?15.20 per hour keeeeeeerching

Tomorrow is another kerching :beer:

Baz

 

[BlackBirdBaz]

Oh and another thing, tomorrow we compare breasts ??


:lick:

Baz

 

[Stevebrooke]

Tomorrow is another kerching

I can see the attraction of the money Baz, but what about a bit of quality time with loved ones at Christmas? As I said above I do a fair bit (about 55 hours this month so far) but I decided to give it a rest over Christmas. In fact I think they may have taken some of the special watches/2052s off just over Christmas as there is no-one willing to be called in to cover them.

 

[Stevebrooke]

tomorrow we compare breasts

Is that the nurses comparing breasts for your benefit or are you comparing yours with theirs :dunno:

 

[BlackBirdBaz]

I can see the attraction of the money Baz, but what about a bit of quality time with loved ones at Christmas? As I said above I do a fair bit (about 55 hours this month so far) but I decided to give it a rest over Christmas. In fact I think they may have taken some of the special watches/2052s off just over Christmas as there is no-one willing to be called in to cover them.

Loved ones ??

Mmmmmmmmm Wife is on an A Shift on G Wing, I am on D Wing on a main shift and the kids are too old or too pissed to notice :-:

To be honest I am a bit of a anti-christmas sort of person but the other reason is that I blew the engine on the wifes MR2 so I have to buy a replacement for that :xm

 

[BlackBirdBaz]

Is that the nurses comparing breasts for your benefit or are you comparing yours with theirs :dunno:

I am hoping Derek will have some memories of his nurses tomorrow and I likewise if I can get my head out of my portable DVD player, dont you just hate those singleton bedwatches where the con is on license and you are his chaperone !!

 

[Stevebrooke]

To be honest I am a bit of a money-grabber sort of person but the other reason is the wife blew me so I have to pay for that :xm

Both on a screws wage and the kids grown up eh. Great position to be in. :bow:

And the amount you two must be earning it's a good job the kids have grown up or you'd be on too much to claim the tax credits

 

[Stevebrooke]

I am hoping Derek will have some memories of his nurses tomorrow and I likewise if I can get my head out of my portable DVD player, dont you just hate those singleton bedwatches where the con is on license and you are his chaperone !!

A licence What's one of those then

We're always two up usually with a long-termer. Although DK should be having it easy as he's looking after a 71yr old lifer who's just had a stroke.

 

[BlackBirdBaz]

A licence What's one of those then

We're always two up usually with a long-termer. Although DK should be having it easy as he's looking after a 71yr old lifer who's just had a stroke.

Fortunately when we get the lifers they have normally done at least 10years
and are fairly compliant. Good old Cat C's dont ya love em.

I remember a certain W Silcott who thought he would try to break the mould with his 'Lifer' style but got little Joy

 

[Centaur]

WTF

are you lot on about.....can you talk in Engrish please! :dunno:

 

[Centaur]

?15.20 per hour

I was on a 15hr bedwatch yesterday and was detailed it for today too but it came in so as I was already down for contract hours today I thought what the hell and go in the jail anyway !! ?15.20 per hour keeeeeeerching

Tomorrow is another kerching :beer:

Baz

Do the Chinese really work for that rate per hour????

 

[BlackBirdBaz]

Do the Chinese really work for that rate per hour????

Some people might not get out of bed for that rate but I sit by one for that rate :-:

 

[ianrobbo1]

dont worry about "the prison grapevine" Bill, they are just showing off to the likes of these "self employed" that have to work through christmas without the benifits of overtime!! :dunno: mentioning no names but I'll give you one guess who will take the "ump" when he reads this lot!! :}
best not tell us how much your on for "bed watch" over the new year eh!! :}

 

[Stevebrooke]

dont worry about "the prison grapevine" Bill, they are just showing off to the likes of these "self employed" that have to work through christmas without the benifits of overtime!! :dunno: mentioning no names but I'll give you one guess who will take the "ump" when he reads this lot!! :}
best not tell us how much your on for "bed watch" over the new year eh!! :}

If you're fishing, Slim, its 15.20 an hour. It's the same all year - midweek, weekend, Bank Holiday. There's no multiple rates in Her Majesty's hotels. :violin:

Not only that but after my shift tomorrow I'll owe the boss an hour and a half. Hows that then,eh. Work at Christmas for flat rate and end up owing the firm money. :bang: Tell me another job whare that happens.

 

[derek kelly]

A licence What's one of those then

We're always two up usually with a long-termer. Although DK should be having it easy as he's looking after a 71yr old lifer who's just had a stroke.

How out of touch you are Steve, He died last week.
I was looking after a big fat slug with diabetes and heart trouble who is going to be out for four or five days.

As for grabbing I was supposed to be doing two main shifts but they asked me to do a couple of back night special watches instead, and then this came up.

 

[derek kelly]

Steve you forgot the ?13.55 subs and 40p per mile fuel.