Canna do the tyres but I can do a NEW landing carpet, rwo ladders, a goat with an aqualung, a years subscription to 'camel keeping for the urban flat dweller' AND a deckchair with an oil stain on it, all for just £7.2mDamn. Gazzumped.
I'll raise your two ladders and I'll add the 4 tyres from the ratty old Fiesta that's for sale locally, plus our big livingroom rug (which I'll obviously cut to the size of the landing).
£5m all in.
I'll beat that with a jetskiing sheep (comes with own jet ski), a 2 year subscription to "Elephant Keepers Digest" (the 2 year sub comes with a free Elephant - choice of Indian or African) and a family sized deckchair that seats 5....plus I'll throw in a tin of used engine oil AND a signed copy of "How to stain your own deckchair".Canna do the tyres but I can do a NEW landing carpet, rwo ladders, a goat with an aqualung, a years subscription to 'camel keeping for the urban flat dweller' AND a deckchair with an oil stain on it, all for just £7.2m
OKOK. You have me beat.. I submit to your better salesmanshipI'll beat that with a jetskiing sheep (comes with own jet ski), a 2 year subscription to "Elephant Keepers Digest" (the 2 year sub comes with a free Elephant - choice of Indian or African) and a family sized deckchair that seats 5....plus I'll throw in a tin of used engine oil AND a signed copy of "How to stain your own deckchair".
I will also throw in a free Taser..... to keep Ogr1 and his "Blackbird" jacket at bay.
Got to be worth £9,999,999.95.
:campeon:OKOK. You have me beat.. I submit to your better salesmanship
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So....just need to get the cheque from Eddyace.
Eddyace..? EDDYACE.....!!
Damn.He's buggered orf.....
I'm assuming you'll still be wanting the ladders on top of everything else .....I thank you.....Thank you...
Wouldn’t that make them unsafe?I'm assuming you'll still be wanting the ladders on top of everything else .....