Newbie alert

[Mortis]

Hello, bonjour and guten abend to everyone out there in XX land.w;;v
My name is Michael but my friends call me Mortis hence my user name. Some of you may know me from other forums such as IXXRA, netbiker and yes Mistress, I've been a naughty boy.com Apart from biking and evverything that goes with it, I am a Rugby fan (League preferably but union is ok) and play for a social team called the Heavy Woollen Donkeys! I have only bought my 'Bird recently and have yet to try it out in anger as the weather has ben sh... sorry, not very good. For all you nosey bas..inquisitive souls out there, here (hopefully) is a pic of said beast

see you all out and about

Mortis

 

[derek kelly]

I take it that you moved to Bradford from Wales, hence the blue bird. welcome to the forum mate give as good as you get.
why the name Mortis? anything to do with Rigor?

 

[Mortis]

No, apart from a short while living in Morley when I was but a bairn, I'm Bradford born and bred.

My last name is Rigby - Riggor Mortis - Mortis. It's a long tale!

 

[Rolfy Dave]

Welcome to the "other" side mate....

Enjoy !!

Rolfy
:beer:

 

[the all new REEFER]

welcome once again mortis:bow: w4lc0m3

 

[stan the man]

mortis..........

don't take any notice of dirik keely....he thinks ALL blue bird owners come from welsh wales(as you obviously have taste)and ALL the lesser colour owners come from anywhere but wales.anyway,welcome to the mad house from the welsh contingent..have fun and join in with the bullshit and banter,they're not all bad on here






















oh yeah.........union rules :yo: :yo:

 

[derek kelly]

oh yeah.........union rules :yo: :yo:

Ya Welsh Pansy. I ain't a Rugby fan but even I know that Union is played by girls. b0x1

 

[Duck n Dive]

Welcome to the madhouse w;;v w4lc0m3

 

[stan the man]

Ya Welsh Pansy. I ain't a Rugby fan but even I know that Union is played by girls. b0x1

yeah,but it's much more fun playing wiv da girls innit

 

[derek kelly]

yeah,but it's much more fun playing wiv da girls innit

No cos they play dirty.

 

[stan the man]

No cos they play dirty.

i feckin hope so :lick: :lick: :lick:

 

[derek kelly]

i feckin hope so :lick: :lick: :lick:

I don't mean that kind of dirty.

 

[Jono]

Welcome Mortis w4lc0m3 is that yer bike security looking thru the gate? h1d1ng2 . Shame about the colour :violin: .........the bike not the security.

 

[Mortis]

Ben, the Rotweiller, is just a big, soft lump really. Especially if food is involved!!!

Blue 'Birds rule:bow:

 

[marcella]

welcome mortis,,good colour choice:yo:


sits back and awaits abuse for not owning even a bleckkbirdbrok3 :cry:

 

[stan the man]

welcome mortis,,good colour choice:yo:


sits back and awaits abuse for not owning even a bleckkbirdbrok3 :cry:

hey shaun....mine may soon be up for sale....need dosh for new ride,if it goes ahead...





and it's blue :yo:

 

[Bikerbaby]

hello and welcome i like you puppy

 

[Mortis]

hello and welcome i like you puppy

Ben is my girlfriends dog and is actually fully grown and is quite large for a rottie. They should be about the same size as a labrador but some people breed them bigger to be guard dogs. Despite their reputation, Rotties are very friendly and make great pets if you don't mind taking them for lots of walks.

And I like the 'Bird too

 

[Steamy]

Welcome Mortis

Shame it's blue, they're called "BLACK" bird for a reason!!!!!

Wait for it....









here comes the abuse....







And, we're off, welcome to a bunch of mentalists anyway mate. As long as the drugs work they're allright and even can be useful in times of 'bird crisis.

 

[Barrie]

BLACK All others are imposters.