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NEW! 'must have' accessory for bike runs.

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Fodder

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Yes folks, the new ?virtual toy? that no self-respecting bike run can be without! You can now suffer not having the real thing along by purchasing a ?Virtual Quiney? for all your runs out.

Made from the highest quality latex, this version of ?Virtual Quiney? is guaranteed to fool friends and family. It comes complete with ?Virtual CBR1100XX? (sorry about the colour) and basic ?pose? mode. You can also buy the deluxe animatronic version with added features/accessories such as mobile phone with ?bemused text receiving mode?, voice, assorted lycra underwear and sling (see attached image, you will be stunned!).

Virtual Quiney is the ?must have? accessory for today?s bike runs, don?t leave home without it!

Contact 'Clive Industries' for prices and delivery options....
 

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Rolfy Dave

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Yet another keyboard gone west.....

:lol: :lol: :lol:

No offense meant, but Jan wants TWO... she says that "Obviously one is not sufficint for a ride out... as one has to use the mobile phone, and the other has to navigate"

What I want to know is..... "Is she just being a greedy girl"???

BTW...Is the new virtual Quiney patented yet ???

If not, get on with it quick, coz one of these "Delboy" types(no names/no pack drill) will be on it like a bolt of lightning... $%3un

Loved the post,

Rolfy
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