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New Adult Entertainment Channel from Channel 4

Samster

chamon motherf*cker
Anyone started noticing adverts for a new 'Adult' entertainment channel from Channel 4 over the past couple of weeks?

Well last night rather than just the ad with the flashing neon, there was a 2 minute full advert featuring Ron Jeremy and a scantily clad beauty with a broken telly.

Don't get your hopes up -this isn't an Adult Entertainment Channel - it's satirical advertising - they want to make you think they are about to provide one type of 'adult' entertainent when in fact their actually going to provide another.

I think that the ads are actually for a new Freeview Channel called 'More4' - it will be like BBC4 - factual programming aimed at adults.

Sorry to dash anybody's hopes of free porn.
 

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Smoothandquick

Guest
funny...

had a discussion with 'er indoors about these ads this morning...I said it a tongue in cheek effort to get viewers signed up for a new channel.....great way of doing it though....

I bet fudgey has been rooted to channel 4 since he saw the first ad go on air ??
 

Samster

chamon motherf*cker
Don't think there's any signing up needed, it will be free to digital viewers - I think Channel 13 on FreeView.

Clever. Wish I worked in advertising.........
 
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Smoothandquick

Guest
lol

I thought you were going to say 'I wish I worked in porn' for a minute.....

That will be FB's new chat up line... 'Hi, I've come to fix your fridge'......
 

Fat Bert

Registered User
Why bother

Smoothandquick said:
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I bet fudgey has been rooted to channel 4 since he saw the first ad go on air ??

Why bother when you can get it all free streaming vid's online anytime you want!

What we need Samster is a "Movie Section" to the forum where you can stream nookie online?

























Then watch the bandwidth bill go through the roof!! :} :} :}
 

Punchy

Registered User
Fat Bert said:
Why bother when you can get it all free streaming vid's online anytime you want! What we need Samster is a "Movie Section" to the forum where you can stream nookie online? Then watch the bandwidth bill go through the roof!! :} :} :}

Why do you always think small Bert....

just open a Black Bird Bonking Brothel



:rolleyes:
 

Fat Bert

Registered User
Funny you should mention that

Punchy said:
Why do you always think small Bert....

just open a Black Bird Bonking Brothel



:rolleyes:

A couple of years ago whilst on an Assen/Amsterdam Fat Bert/Cyclops Adventure, we got to think and talking about the "Biffa Bus"

Cue Cyclops to tell the full story

Was a true money-maker
 

Punchy

Registered User
Fat Bert said:
A couple of years ago whilst on an Assen/Amsterdam Fat Bert/Cyclops Adventure, we got to think and talking about the "Biffa Bus"

Cue Cyclops to tell the full story

Was a true money-maker


Sounds interesting a mobile knocking shop




:rolleyes:
 
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Smoothandquick

Guest
Funny that FB.....

I was discussing the merits of starting a mobile merkin emporium the other day with a work buddy (yes I actually hve a mate at last who talks to me)...

Maybe some scope to combine our potential business opportunities here ?? :dunno:
 

Wolfie

Is a lunp
That will be FB's new chat up line... 'Hi, I've come to fix your fridge'......

as opposed to his current one


'Hi, I've come to fix your fudge'......
 

Punchy

Registered User
Wolfie said:
as opposed to his current one
'Hi, I've come to fix your fudge'......

Could be worse Wolfie....

'Hi Ive come to fudge your fridge'...


:eek:
 
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Smoothandquick

Guest
coffee on keyboard moment

funny as phook....

:}
 
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Smoothandquick

Guest
Zzzzzzzzzzz

Oi Lord Fudge of Fudgeshire.....

Just cos you never dreamt up such a comical line.....:neenaw:
 
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Smoothandquick

Guest
Oh the joys....

look what I've started FB ?? Soweeeee.......:lol:

Careful nto to get your fudge frozen tho....ouch.....
 
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