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Crozzers

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Te he he..................

Johnny boy.... w;;v

Oh dear, you have well and truly been had..... :f

I particurlarly like the acne covered face shot. Very nice.

TE HE HE............. :k
 

Supabird1100

Registered User
One of our office girls (she's 60 if she's a day) reckons he looks 'cute' in the Queen's Jubilee photo shots !!!!!! Just like her little grandson, she say's !!!! :lol: :lol:
 
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RHINOS_BIG_BROTH

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GETTING SOME SHIT

R YA U LIKE THEM EMMA didnt he look a good little poofter lol ah u 2 in the NEW house yet ? AH rhino and with the new microwave bed? quote :8 hours sleep in 15 mins so when you wanna wet little w---y you will onlyneed 30 seconds pmsl man8um :f :f :f
 
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RHINOS_BIG_BROTH

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BURT

PUT THE ACNE SHOT UP AGAIN and dedicate it to crozzers all our love future broth in law sis in law and mokeys dicks BURT hes gone quiet aint he ..................lol :yo: :yo: :yo: :f
 

ianrobbo1

good looking AND modest
I reckon "Bert" looks so sweet in those three piccies, :rolleyes:

maybe he should have stuck with three wheels, he wouldnt have dropped his bike then, :eek:
 
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RHINOS_BIG_BROTH

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HOW

Samster said:
LOL - brilliant - they must have come from Spain then eh!
DID U KNOW THAT CLEVER BLE--ER AV A BLUE PETER BADGE w;;v
 

RHINO

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NOSTALGIA

:bow: To whoever sent the pics, they bring back some god and some painfull memories.
1977 Jubilee pic was taken in Taunton when we went to see my now 44yr old brother in the army (he was 17)

The Avenger estate upside-down was the result of a 90ft car jump carried out to raise money for a Cancer Scanner for our local hospital...
I carried out the jump with a passenger (my then good mate who recently turned to cross dressing,,, wonder if he knows Bert???). The car left the ramp at around 60 mph and proceeded to nosedive into a mk2 Escort with a glass sunroof, which i greatfully received in my face and hands, the car then flipped onto its roof knocking out my cross dressing ex mate.
The landing looked very spectacular but from the inside it was like a near death experience which i did not wish to repeat in a hurry.
Back in 1990 when the jump took place we raised over 1000 pounds for the scanner charity,, the scanner is now in place and i hope i never have to see it for myself..

BERT, PAUL & CROZZERS it's backfired on you coz it was good to sit and reflect upon some of the dumb-shit things i did. :beer:
 

ianrobbo1

good looking AND modest
NAH ! NAH! NAH! NAH! :} :f :f now theres a "bod" whats got caught out, :rolleyes:

anyone else got any "embarrassing" pictures of their yoof!! :dunno:

and heres Bert without his "Trike" :eek:
 
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RHINOS_BIG_BROTH

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YOU DID NOT

REFLECT that much when phoned fat burt bastid bastid bastid was all u ould say he told me and crozzers loved the acne fotos :f :f :f
 

RHINO

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Thats OK

I've got a pic of YOU looking like the shrill voiced 70's gob shite "LEO SAYER"....... do you remember it??? coz when i've got my scanner set up your gonna see it...
Oh and CROZZERS, remember the pics from the nudist beach in SWANAGE??? ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ("Fresh melons,,, come and get your fresh melons") :lol: :lol:
 

Fat Bert

Registered User
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Wouldn't it be a hoot if just by chance someone in admin on this forum happened to have the photo's of this car jumping experience?

Want to bet that I've got those piccies Rhino????

Want to bet??????

ROFL


Shall I post them or not?
 

RHINO

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Do it

Not seen em 4 a while,,,, probably coz they were in Spain without my knowledge..
Car jumps.................the things ya plan when eating "nut allergy cake" and supping Manchester's finest beer.
" I know, lets jump over 14 cars in a rusty estate and raise money for a cancer scanner,,, maybe the hospital could put us up for a few nights and let us use the wheelchairs." :bang:
 

RHINO

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Do it

Not seen em 4 a while,,,, probably coz they were in Spain without my knowledge..
Car jumps.................the things ya plan when eating "nut allergy cake" and supping Manchester's finest beer.
" I know, lets jump over 14 cars in a rusty estate and raise money for a cancer scanner,,, maybe the hospital could put us up for a few nights and let us use the wheelchairs." :bang:

I ended up being hospitalised a few months after the jump whilst taking part in a figure of "8" race,, i miss-judged my timing during a cross over move and got 2 tons of armour plated V8 Rover in my drivers door.
10 days in hospital and pissing blood for my error of judgement.
Now with only 75% functional liver i've decided on a safer hobby. :yo:
 

Fat Bert

Registered User
Psycho Sid - the Acne Kid said:
Now with only 75% functional liver i've decided on a safer hobby..........

Only hobby now is "Official Caliper Bolt Checker"


















and you aint very good at that!!

LOL

Quit whilst your ahead Acne Kid

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RHINO

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BLAST from the past

The olde ZX10,, my first bike that one,, only had it 2 months prior to me ending up there in CATALUNYA....
Had a belting flat out blast on the way back from the GP and saw just over 160mph on the old beast, quite a scary moment considering that when i got home i discovered there was only a teaspoon of oil in the front forks :dunno:
(See Paul, i told you it was handling awfull on sweepy bends)
 
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