The powers that be have issued new guidelines regarding covid19 and therefore have recommended
localised areas around Blackburn to conform with these new rules for social distancing and travel
allowance. My area....Great.
Anyhow, on the local tv, the presenter asked three local individuals the same question.
1st one, a middle aged white lass.
Presenter: Have the new government guidelines affected you and your ward?
Local idiot No1: What?
Presenter: Has it affected where you live and your council ward?
Local idiot No1: What's a ward?
Scene cuts to local idiot No 2. (50+ Asian man) can hardly grasp basic English.
Presenter: Have the new government guidelines affected you and your ward?
Local idiot No2: Yes i am very happy there are restrictions, it saves lives.
Scene cuts to Local idiots 3&4, two Asian women 30+.
Presenter provides a local map for the next two, as he must be thinking, i'm in feckin numpty land here.
Presenter: Have the new government guidelines affected you and your ward?
Both local idiots 3&4 stare at map, but don't say a word.
Presenter: Can you tell me where you live on this map and has it affected you?
Both Local idiots 3&4 stare harder at the map, long pause and then reply...
Mmmmmmmmm....No.
Scene cuts back to studio.
WTF!? How can you control idiots who don't even know where they are?
Maybe the local council should just paint a big feck off red 'X' on those infected house doors.
Where is the Darwinism theory when you need it most?
localised areas around Blackburn to conform with these new rules for social distancing and travel
allowance. My area....Great.
Anyhow, on the local tv, the presenter asked three local individuals the same question.
1st one, a middle aged white lass.
Presenter: Have the new government guidelines affected you and your ward?
Local idiot No1: What?
Presenter: Has it affected where you live and your council ward?
Local idiot No1: What's a ward?
Scene cuts to local idiot No 2. (50+ Asian man) can hardly grasp basic English.
Presenter: Have the new government guidelines affected you and your ward?
Local idiot No2: Yes i am very happy there are restrictions, it saves lives.
Scene cuts to Local idiots 3&4, two Asian women 30+.
Presenter provides a local map for the next two, as he must be thinking, i'm in feckin numpty land here.
Presenter: Have the new government guidelines affected you and your ward?
Both local idiots 3&4 stare at map, but don't say a word.
Presenter: Can you tell me where you live on this map and has it affected you?
Both Local idiots 3&4 stare harder at the map, long pause and then reply...
Mmmmmmmmm....No.
Scene cuts back to studio.
WTF!? How can you control idiots who don't even know where they are?
Maybe the local council should just paint a big feck off red 'X' on those infected house doors.
Where is the Darwinism theory when you need it most?
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