How many vaginas do the males have?Female kangaroos have three vaginas.
Because he's a big fanny.....Fact!Please don’t tell us how you found out
I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous!!Unfortunately there is actually no evidence to back up the claim that all polar bears, Ursus Maritimus - which means 'sea bear', are left-handed. Scientists say that polar bears actually appear to be ambidextrous - and favour both paws equally.
According to Polar Bears International : "There is no evidence to support the notion that all great white bears are left pawed. Scientists observing the animals haven't noticed a preference. In fact, polar bears seem to use their right and left paws equally."
They'll just use whichever paw is best for the task at hand and often use both paws at the same time to grab their prey and dig with.
The same applies to when they swim - they just use their large front paws to propel themselves forward and their back legs to steer.
Better than being a big cock. Fact.Because he's a big fanny.....Fact!
You mean tea, dinner time was hours agoI'm having fish for dinner
Oh I have white tablecloth, silver service and dessertYou mean tea, dinner time was hours ago
Why are you eating in the desert...?Oh I have white tablecloth, silver service and dessert
Spot the SS in dessertWhy are you eating in the desert...?
Wasn't that Rommel?Spot the SS in dessert
Buzz Aldrin said his improvised golf shot on the moon ‘went for miles and miles’.Whilst Neil Armstrong was the first man on the moon, Buzz Aldrin was the first man to piss on the moon.
Wondered who would biteWasn't that Rommel?
Except it was Alan Shepard on Apollo 14Buzz Aldrin said his improvised golf shot on the moon ‘went for miles and miles’.
The ball was recently spotted during lunar survey work….it went last than forty yards.