I could be about to become very rich indeed

[Barryboy]

Courtesy of a gentleman called Dr. Derrick Springs.

This mega-philanthropist has just emailed me to tell me that he has made out a bankers draft for 75 million US dollars to me. I guess I must be the luckiest bloke on the planet, eh?

Apparently his "Diplomats" will deliver it to me and take me to my bank and all I have to do is send him US Dollars 950 in advance. This is, apparently, to cover their air fares into this country. Seems like a bargain, eh?

Now I have thought long and hard about this and I have decided that I am unworthy of such a magnificent gesture. Not only have I led a life of nearly half a century of drunkenness, womanising and regularly exceeding the speed limit on a motorcycle, I have deflowered virgins, gambled and been very rude to Germans. In addition to the above faults I am feckless, petulant, somewhat sarcastic and have a penchant for busty ladies in black underwear.

Probably the most important reason that I cannot accept this wonderful gift, though, is the simple fact that enormous wealth brings with it enormous responsibility and I am simply too immature to cope with the pressures that would ensue. Therefore free and without charge I am offering this once in a lifetime offer to any member who cares to take it up.
The gentleman can be contacted at email: drderricksprings500@kaixo.com or you can phone him on 0704 011 0287

Form an orderly queue, now.....

 

[parttimepilot]

Better hope JAWS doesnt see this.


Poor bloke thought he was the only one to get this offer

 

[Pugwash]

Whilst the generosity is about, would anyone like me to forward these contact details for viagra and other phallus enhancements I've been sent?

 

[richard]

I got this one today LOL

FROM FATHER .THIMOTY
ST PETERS CATHOLIC CHURCH
TRECHVILLE AV12 RUE 19
ABIDJAN-COTE D?IVOIRE
E-mail; ftimothyw@yahoo.fr

My Dear.
I know this letter will come to you as a surprise, when God remembers
his people, this is how miracle will come to them
Let me introduce myself to you. I am REV.Timothy in St. Peters
cahtolic church in Abiodjan Cote d?ivoire
I heard the death of Dr. And Mrs. Johnson williams from the republic of
South Africa. Before his death, Dr. Johnson was an Ambassedor of South
Africa in Cote d? ivoire. They are my church members, they went home
for the christmas holidays on the 5th Dec
ember 2002 and on the 12th December, they had a ghastly motor accident
in which the wife died instantly and Dr. Johnson Williams died five
days later in the hospital.
After their burial, His three (3) children came to me in Abidjan here,
His eldest daughter Grace Williams, disclosed to me what her late
father told her before his death, that her father deposited two metallic
Trunck Boxes containing $12.5million in a
private security and safe deposit company here in Abidjan Cote
d?ivoire. According to her, she said that her late father registered these
Boxes as family valuable properties not as money for security reasons ,
that the security company does not know the
real contains of the Boxes. She showed me the relavant documents issued
to her late father by the security company in the time of depostion of
the Boxes . She told me that her late father planned to invest this
money into Hotel business here in Abidjan b
efore his death.
She said that her father told her to look for a forieg partner who can
help them to invest this money and take care of her and her younger
ones. She came to me to help her locate for a foriegner who can help them
with good faith, I told her that no on
e can assist them without any comission, then we dioscussed to give you
15% of the total amount of the money for you to assist them in this
following ways:
My dear, these is the ways I want you to help them.
(1) To help them get resident permit to stay in your country.
(2) To make sure that they continue their education in your country.
(3) To help them retrive these Boxes from the security company here in
Abidjan to your country.
(4) To help them invest this money in your or any other country of
their choice .
Their ages are as follows;
Miss Grace Williams 21years
Mr Eric Williams 19 years
Miss Linda Williams 16 years
Also I will be allowed to visit them in your country any time I want.
As soon as I receive your interested message, I will give you the
contact of the security company and than we discuss on how to ship these
Boxes to your country. Immediately you receive this mail try to get back
to me for more details.
Best Regards,
Father tmothy.
Co ordinator.
:dunno: :dunno:

 

[Coggy]

Courtesy of a gentleman called Dr. Derrick Springs.

This mega-philanthropist has just emailed me to tell me that he has made out a bankers draft for 75 million US dollars to me. I guess I must be the luckiest bloke on the planet, eh?

Apparently his "Diplomats" will deliver it to me and take me to my bank and all I have to do is send him US Dollars 950 in advance. This is, apparently, to cover their air fares into this country. Seems like a bargain, eh?

Now I have thought long and hard about this and I have decided that I am unworthy of such a magnificent gesture. Not only have I led a life of nearly half a century of drunkenness, womanising and regularly exceeding the speed limit on a motorcycle, I have deflowered virgins, gambled and been very rude to Germans. In addition to the above faults I am feckless, petulant, somewhat sarcastic and have a penchant for busty ladies in black underwear.

Probably the most important reason that I cannot accept this wonderful gift, though, is the simple fact that enormous wealth brings with it enormous responsibility and I am simply too immature to cope with the pressures that would ensue. Therefore free and without charge I am offering this once in a lifetime offer to any member who cares to take it up.
The gentleman can be contacted at email: drderricksprings500@kaixo.com or you can phone him on 0704 011 0287

Form an orderly queue, now.....

I hate to be the bringer of bad news, but this story seems very familiar.
You are not the only one who has received this e-mail...indeed I think I'm the only one who hasn't
$%3un

 

[Duck n Dive]

I've not had any of these yet......... don't need luck like that !!