The Jag is no match for my six cylinder, 3 litre, twin turbo, diesel MWBBefore BMW lost the plot a 328i had a 6 cylinder engine. Then, when they realised that they couldn't get close to the fuel consumption of the vastly superior diesel models, they decided to fit a 2 litre 4 cylinder petrol engine out of a leaf blower. In order that it could overtake a milk float in the high street they then had to fit a turbo. I hope you've gone for the suspension upgrade so at least you will be comfortable while you're waiting for it to get up to motorway cruising speed.
Jaguar XF Sportbrake. More space, more comfortable, vastly superior 6 cylinder diesel engine and, most importantly, infinitely more class. And it won't get delivered with the boot badge fitted upside down.
313 to be precise.Really? Sounds like a game of trump trumps to me. 300bhp?
Damn. 700nm of torque?313 to be precise.
465lb/ft, which I think is about 630 nm. She goes like phuq.Damn. 700nm of torque?
So does the XF. We'll both be down the pub before Beaker.465lb/ft, which I think is about 630 nm. She goes like phuq.
What a lot of Beemers have in their favour is that the bodywork is aluminium, which favours the power to weight ratio. Personally, I think it's a bloody nuisance because the panels dent like wet paper.So does the XF. We'll both be down the pub before Beaker.
The Jaguar has aluminium panels too. You have to be bloody careful not to lean on it while you're giving it a wash. But so fucking what - it goes like shit off a shovel and I don't waste my life on fuel station forecourts.What a lot of Beemers have in their favour is that the bodywork is aluminium, which favours the power to weight ratio. Personally, I think it's a bloody nuisance because the panels dent like wet paper.
We'd be clattered before he got off his drive
So does the XF. We'll both be down the pub before Beaker.
What a lot of Beemers have in their favour is that the bodywork is aluminium, which favours the power to weight ratio. Personally, I think it's a bloody nuisance because the panels dent like wet paper.
We'd be clattered before he got off his drive
No. That's the pensioners in your neighbourhood coming to see you with 'payment' for your DIY services.
I put a dent in the suage line of my bonnet when treating my windscreen with Rain-ex. Luckily, I know a most excellent dent remover.The Jaguar has aluminium panels too. You have to be bloody careful not to lean on it while you're giving it a wash. But so fucking what - it goes like shit off a shovel and I don't waste my life on fuel station forecourts.
They using those flares because you've taken out the local sub station with your outside light installation?
The only thing that would be clattering would be your Diesel engine!!What a lot of Beemers have in their favour is that the bodywork is aluminium, which favours the power to weight ratio. Personally, I think it's a bloody nuisance because the panels dent like wet paper.
We'd be clattered before he got off his drive
WeakNo. That's the pensioners in your neighbourhood coming to see you with 'payment' for your DIY services.
Even weaker!!They using those flares because you've taken out the local sub station with your outside light installation?
Don't be so nasty, you should sympathise as they have both been up all night trying, and failing, to come up with witty and superior responses to worm their way out of their latest inevitable defeat.Snigger
Poo-plop and oldenboard are as weak as, or weaker than, a petrol BMW.
On the contrary. I am so weak it's taken me all night to type this response.Don't be so nasty, you should sympathise as they have both been up all night trying, and failing, to come up with witty and superior responses to worm their way out of their latest inevitable defeat.
I’m so weak, I still haven’t stopped laughing.On the contrary. I am so weak it's taken me all night to type this response.
After three pages, what exactly was the purpose of this post? Was it about the badge being upside down or does one turn the badge to access the boot?
Basically it was me being big enough to post something that I knew was going to get me slaughtered.After three pages, what exactly was the purpose of this post? Was it about the badge being upside down or does one turn the badge to access the boot?