stan the man
you are not capable
arthur davidson,of the harley davidson corporation,died and went to heaven.at the gates,st peter told arthur,"since you've been such a good man and your motorcycles have changed the world,your reward is that you can hang out with anyone you want in heaven".
arthur thought about it for a while and then said,"well,shoot,i want to hang out with god!" so st peter took arthur to the throne room,and introduced him to god.arthur then asked god,"hey,aren't you the inventor of the woman?" god said,"ah yes",well said arthur,"profesional to profesional,you have some major design flaws in your invention:
1. there's to much inconsistency in the front end protrusion.
2. it chatters constantly at high speeds.
3. most of the rear ends are to soft and wobble to much.
4.the intake is placed way to close to the exhaust,and finally........
5.the maintenance costs are outrageous.
hmmmmmm,you may have some good points there,said god."hold on",.god went over to his super celestial computer,typed in a few words and waited for the results.the computer printed out a slip of paper,and god read it."well,it may be true that my invention is flawed,"god said to arthur,but according to these numbers,five times as many men are riding my invention than yours.
arthur thought about it for a while and then said,"well,shoot,i want to hang out with god!" so st peter took arthur to the throne room,and introduced him to god.arthur then asked god,"hey,aren't you the inventor of the woman?" god said,"ah yes",well said arthur,"profesional to profesional,you have some major design flaws in your invention:
1. there's to much inconsistency in the front end protrusion.
2. it chatters constantly at high speeds.
3. most of the rear ends are to soft and wobble to much.
4.the intake is placed way to close to the exhaust,and finally........
5.the maintenance costs are outrageous.
hmmmmmm,you may have some good points there,said god."hold on",.god went over to his super celestial computer,typed in a few words and waited for the results.the computer printed out a slip of paper,and god read it."well,it may be true that my invention is flawed,"god said to arthur,but according to these numbers,five times as many men are riding my invention than yours.