Ferrari F1

[derek kelly]

As a result of Valentino Rossi obtaining the 9th fastest track time Ferrari designers have been working flat out & spent thousands of pounds investigating ways to improve the cars overall speed, they have unanimously concluded that the best improvment can only be obtained by spray painting all their cars black.

 

[parttimepilot]

They will have to fit Carbs then too,

And de-link the brakes....

 

[MikeBs]

Then put blue paint over the black?

and remove two of the wheels?

 

[dayglow]

wrong...merick kylie... the R&D department at Ferrari have concluded that applying (so called) colours to the car increases drag:xm

therefore.... the 2006 model will be built exclusively from tvatanium:bow: ....
doing away with spurious paint jobs which would inevitably slow it down

regards:yo:
dayglow

 

[ianrobbo1]

wrong...merick kylie... the R&D department at Ferrari have concluded that applying (so called) colours to the car increases drag:xm

therefore.... the 2006 model will be built exclusively from tvatanium:bow: ....
doing away with spurious paint jobs which would inevitably slow it down

regards:yo:
dayglow

will it have BEIGE as the colour on the log book as well then??

 

[dayglow]

will it have BEIGE as the colour on the log book as well then??

if they ever needed to be registered then yes ironrobot....inevitablyR#?

regards:yo:
dayglow

 

[ianrobbo1]

thought so daily globs!! :bow:

 

[stan the man]

is it me...or does dayglow always get his worms in a muckin fuddle

 

[dayglow]

is it me...or does dayglow always get his worms in a muckin fuddle

very often spam.... senile dementia and dyslexia... horrid combination :bang:



regards:yo:

dayblow

 

[derek kelly]

wrong...merick kylie... the R&D department at Ferrari have concluded that applying (so called) colours to the car increases drag:xm

therefore.... the 2006 model will be built exclusively from tvatanium:bow: ....
doing away with spurious paint jobs which would inevitably slow it down

regards:yo:
dayglow

G'day wol

As Risso is a Drag artist anyway they want more Drag.
What is tvatanium?

 

[stan the man]

tvatanium in the prefered colour of tvats (read twats) apparently

carbed of course

 

[derek kelly]

tvatanium in the prefered colour of tvats (read twats) apparently

carbed of course

I thought as much but just wanted the point clarifying, thank you Stanley. :yo:

 

[ianrobbo1]

is it me...or does dayglow always get his worms in a muckin fuddle

does he?? I hadnt noticed!! :dunno: perhaps one of these would help
a "click" on them may reveal more

 

[Adam Rickenberg]

You're all a bunch of namby-pamby wanking toss-heads!! :tosser:

BLACK is the color.................!!! :yo:

Ever see a blue or pink fookin' SR71??? NOT FOOKIN' LIKELY!!! :violin:

Wankers!!!! :tosser:

You all know it's true!!









































Plop!

 

[gerryc]

You're all a bunch of namby-pamby wanking toss-heads!! :tosser:

BLACK is the color.................!!! :yo:

Ever see a blue or pink fookin' SR71??? NOT FOOKIN' LIKELY!!! :violin:

Wankers!!!! :tosser:

You all know it's true!!





Plop!

They only painted em like that cause they were supposed to be secret when they did it. h1d1ng2

Of course had they realised people would actually see the thing it would have been painted the in the finest livery of red / white and gunmetal grey.

 

[Adam Rickenberg]

They only painted em like that cause they were supposed to be secret when they did it. h1d1ng2

Of course had they realised people would actually see the thing it would have been painted the in the finest livery of red / white and gunmetal grey.

See what I mean people!!!!?????!!!!


Red / white and gunmetal WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!! :tosser:




















Plop!!

 

[dayglow]

does he?? I hadnt noticed!! :dunno: perhaps one of these would help
a "click" on them may reveal more

.. ah... you found my library...ironmobo





sellick belly.....tvatanium is a very precious metal that smells a bit fishy



nan the pan....now you know c7u8



adnon dickinaspluge...black is the heaviest colour known so frary wont be using anything but natural tvatanium..

that why they have a pussy in the cockpit



regards :yo:

saygow

 

[Adam Rickenberg]

.. ah... you found my library...ironmobo





sellick belly.....tvatanium is a very precious metal that smells a bit fishy



nan the pan....now you know c7u8



adnon dickinaspluge...black is the heaviest colour known so frary wont be using anything but natural tvatanium..

that why they have a pussy in the cockpit



regards :yo:

saygow

Somebody get this man some professional help!!! c7u8



g0nn3

 

[stan the man]

Somebody get this man some professional help!!! c7u8



g0nn3

i thinks he's beyond any kind of help madam

fcuk...must be catching c7u8

 

[derek kelly]

fcuk...must be catching c7u8

Where Is Pierre? not heard from him for a while.