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ianrobbo1

good looking AND modest
wonder when they are going to pay him till,?? the time he died or when he was "discovered" :dunno:
 

derek kelly

The Deli lama
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ianrobbo1 said:
wonder when they are going to pay him till,?? the time he died or when he was "discovered" :dunno:



They'll pay him for working the graveyard shift
 
R

R2B2

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Ye gods.

It's amazing that nobody noticed he wasn't turning over any pages. Or that he didn't go to pee, or that his skin was turning dark blue and swelling, or that decomposing fluid was dripping from his nose and mouth, or that his bladder emptied itself, or the smell, or that he wasn't answering his phone, or changing the page on his computer, etc, etc.

Must've been a fecking riveting place to work not to notice all that.
 

derek kelly

The Deli lama
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Rob P XX said:
Ye gods.

It's amazing that nobody noticed he wasn't turning over any pages. Or that he didn't go to pee, or that his skin was turning dark blue and swelling, or that decomposing fluid was dripping from his nose and mouth, or that his bladder emptied itself, or the smell, or that he wasn't answering his phone, or changing the page on his computer, etc, etc..




Rob all the above is quite normal for some of the people at our place,
 
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