Hope I didn't post this before.
Some baby bouncers have a vibrating option. Anyway, the battery wore out.
Lady goes into shop and young lad, maybe 16, comes to the counter.
She says....
"Can I have a big C battery for a vibrator"
As she finished the sentence she realises what she had said and turns and heads out the door.
I'd really like to hear his version of the story.
She told me herself.