Sat in the garden, next door neighbours (David & Kate) are having a barbecue with another couple.
I heard David ask the male guest “would you like another beer?”
Guest, “Aye, al av n estrella, ooh David, does tha naw, a wer in t’lidl t’other day n a got 24.. no not 24, 18 Corona fer twelve quid”
Kate, “I like San Miguel”
Male guest, “ooh, a got 24 San Miguel, no not San Miguel, Lidl’s owan brand, fer a tenner”
Kate, “I’m going to make a cuppa, anybody want one?”
Male guest, “150 Tetley, non er yer shite cheap brands, proppa Tetley wun cups fer a fiver, we luv Lidl”
Dave, “we use that new Aldi for convenience”
Male guest, “tha’d not catch me in thair Dave, s’German tha noes“
Dave “so’s Lidl”
Male guest, nay Dave, tha’s rong, Lidl’s Dutch, thay elped us in t’war”
Knowing Dave & Kate I think it will be a long time before they invite these guests again.
I heard David ask the male guest “would you like another beer?”
Guest, “Aye, al av n estrella, ooh David, does tha naw, a wer in t’lidl t’other day n a got 24.. no not 24, 18 Corona fer twelve quid”
Kate, “I like San Miguel”
Male guest, “ooh, a got 24 San Miguel, no not San Miguel, Lidl’s owan brand, fer a tenner”
Kate, “I’m going to make a cuppa, anybody want one?”
Male guest, “150 Tetley, non er yer shite cheap brands, proppa Tetley wun cups fer a fiver, we luv Lidl”
Dave, “we use that new Aldi for convenience”
Male guest, “tha’d not catch me in thair Dave, s’German tha noes“
Dave “so’s Lidl”
Male guest, nay Dave, tha’s rong, Lidl’s Dutch, thay elped us in t’war”
Knowing Dave & Kate I think it will be a long time before they invite these guests again.