• Welcome to the new B.I.R.D. Forum. Please be sure to read the "New Member / New Registered ? Please Read" thread in the Coffee Shop. This contains some important information. To become a full member ( £5.90 a year ) simply click on your user name near the top on the right I hope you enjoy the new site ................ Jaws ( John )

Another classic spulling gaff

Fat Bert

Registered User
ROFLMAO

Look Mum I can peddle backwards!!

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Allan1

Guest
reefer said:
if i make donations to "click" i do so and pass on the donation reference to JAWS(blackbird site owner..along with buzz i think :dunno: )
:beer:
Kin hell. dont drag me into this please. :t

And.... I dont want any race cans, I can go quite fast enough without them (on and off road FB), and I wouldnt put em on if anyone gave me a pair - so there... ner ner, na ner ner.

Buzz
 

Rolfy Dave

Been there, and had one
Club Sponsor
Fook sake guys.....

Settle down !!!!!

Play nicely boys, or else you wont play at all.......:f

All I said at the start was that the amount of advertising is going up on this site from the various members companies....and that this was a blackbird club not a free advertising agency...

I know Bert does the websites for the other guys... Not a problem..

I know Bert knows how to manipulate (in the nicest/ respectful way) web pages to get the most hits off a search engine (fookin clever bugger:mad: )

But we all, and I mean ALL promote their businesses on this site to whoever asks a question which we feel any one of them could help with (also over on IXXRA as well)

If you have an offer to put forward to members of this site, then put it, but dont promote your business ALL the time (every possible opportunity/posting-A link on your signature is fine, I would say)There is no need to post every item you sell to everyone at every opportunity.

While I in no way dispute Bobs claim to spend ?140,000.00 on his business, and the other statements. Did he really have to put so many links on to justify his statements... If he says it, I would have believed him (none of you lot are liars are you ?? If you are, please let me know, so I can be prepared- I take people on trust-as Jaws will tell you, although I am old enough to know better...LOL)

Can we now keep this civilised, and get back to riding the bikes we claim to be enthusiastic about ?????

Lastly, If Reefer wants ot offer his IXIL pipes for sale on ebay, then let us know about it, then that is his business. we dont have to put in a bid if we dont want to buy them, but he has given us the chance, and it is only one item...

Reefer, if you put the new Volvo up on ebay for ?50 please can I have first refusal ???????????:beer: There's a beer in it for ya mate.....LOL

Cheers guys n gals,

Rolfy
:beer:
 

gypsy

MAN on the PAN
if you got up a bit earlier in the morning Rolfy you slacker one day you might have 150k !1


















light blue touch paper and retires !
 

Cyclops

Registered User
Well said Rolfy

too much commercial content on this site :lol: :lol:

after all you dont see me putting up links to my website www.ips-computers.co.uk
























Cyclops Sponsered by

www.ips-computers.co.uk

















Disclaimer: This was intened to be touge in cheek so for fooks sake nobody go apeshit please :k :k


Any complaints please log onto www.ips-computers.co.uk and complain there :lol:
 

Rolfy Dave

Been there, and had one
Club Sponsor
Believe me......

gypsy said:
if you got up a bit earlier in the morning Rolfy you slacker one day you might have 150k !
its nice to get up at a civilised hour for a change...

On nights tomorrow night & friday night, then back on normal days monday to wednesday next week, then off for chrissie.

Dont know what to do ??????

Going to be bored shitless, and probaly well pissed off with Ho feckin Ho!!!

Must be honest, and say I dont like christmas very much... Its lost its way somehow, and its meaning...

I just went shopping on the way home... A woman nearly dirves into the side of my car by not stopping at a give way sign... She then shouts "smile" at me. I reply " I will when they take your feckin licence away, you stupid bitch " !!! She drives off in a huff... I enter the lawless, rugby scrum like world of shoppin at Tescos...:eek:

Lovely world we live in eh ??

Cheers mate,

Rolfy
:beer:
 

Fat Bert

Registered User
Noooooooooooooooo Rolfy

Didn't you know - we've all been banned from Tesco's as well!! LOL

Please remove your helmet :)
 

RHINO

Answering to nobody
lumpy said:
You would need new springs and shox on the drivers side if you did buy it. The originals will be knackered by now. :lol:

Let's have a commercial section and all can advertise their business' if they choose to. Seriously this one. :k

Thats rich coming from you :lol:

Yours needs a new body as its a Vauxhall of 90's vintage :puke:

DUSTPAN & BRUSH anyone :dunno:
 

Rolfy Dave

Been there, and had one
Club Sponsor
Shit mate.......

lumpy said:
You would need new springs and shox on the drivers side if you did buy it. The originals will be knackered by now
Put them feckin claws away !!!!!

Now that was a reet catty comment if ever I heard one....

Must agree with the commercial section suggestion though... Good idea:bow:

Cheers mate,

Rolfy
:beer:

ps... Must get my commercial in before the new section starts....

For best service at low low prices... Get your bike fuel from Tescos .....ROFLMAO !!!!!!!
 

derek kelly

The Deli lama
Club Sponsor
Anyone interested in buying Kids trainers ie Barbie/Action man/george/ladybird,
also childrens/baby bedding sets fraction of high street costs,
contact me or go to Leeds major sunday market and see the lady with the white suzuki van (my wife)




Well yer gotta make a living aint yer?
 

RHINO

Answering to nobody
Yeh right, i'd invite you up for a face off SLIM but there are several road islands en route,, you'd be black and blue before i'd even slapped you. :lol: :lol: :lol:
 

RHINO

Answering to nobody
lumpy said:
Matbe true, well, probably true in fact but a wimp like you. Or rather you sound like one to me, wouldn't be able to have me anyways. People like you that sound off in a big way are generally little people in real life.

I am up for it. But you'll have to come to me cos the hospitals you will need are better quality in the rich south.

Name the time and place. You are the 7th to threaten me so far and not one has actually turned up with the goods, thankfully, so have you got the bottle to be the first? :k :k

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Oh dear LIMP LUMP, my old 'Q' last night was in stitches at you........ She said " There's someone on the phone ,, he's asking for P.C. Fatneck"

I said thats ok i know who it is,, its 'EVIL McKENZIE' on his stunt XL500..

Too top heavy with you on board, thats why it tipped up on the roundabout :t
 

Jaws

Corporal CockUp
Staff member
Moderator
Club Sponsor
On a dull crappy December day THAT post was a great mood lightner !
Cheers to both of ya for making my day !! :beer: :} :}
 
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the all new REEFER

Guest
on the subject of cans

and selling at a profit..but also lying about it instead of being OPEN from the start
thought id pull up this old chesnut
note i was open from the start even when buying them..and also offers them to RHINO at cost price if they didnt make the reserve on ebay
pot...kettle...bert


then....to rub salt in the wound - advertises the link on the forum
%$fan

I call it GREED
:rolleyes:

Like I said
PURE GREED
%$fan

Look Mum I can peddle backwards!!
you win the record for this one %$fan


:rolleyes: :rolleyes:
 
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RHINO

Answering to nobody
the all new REEFER said:
and selling at a profit..but also lying about it instead of being OPEN from the start
thought id pull up this old chesnut
note i was open from the start even when buying them..and also offers them to RHINO at cost price if they didnt make the reserve on ebay
pot...kettle...bert


%$fan

:rolleyes:

%$fan

you win the record for this one %$fan


:rolleyes: :rolleyes:

BWAHHHHHAHAHAHA :bow:
 

shropslad

Registered User
Commercial

If its a free for all,,

Anyone want a conservatory,, UPVC windows,,doors Cladding,,guttering etc,,etc,,( Bert you missed the boat on your conservatory :} )

:f :neenaw: :}
 
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chuffmeister

Guest
So if i got a good deal,,,,,, and wanted to make a profit I can't post on here :dunno::h
































Ain't got one, just like to know the facts

But if i can, Can i be good deals moderator :neenaw:
 
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the all new REEFER

Guest
2 answers really....

bert = yes

anyone else = no chance because your ripping people off:rolleyes:
 
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chuck

Guest
viagra

got some cheap imitation viagra..any offers. Good working order.
 
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