Previously, we've always known that the biggest dangers to motorcyclists were the following:
1. Volvo drivers;
2. Pensioners;
3. Women drivers; and,
4. Cars with 'Baby on Board' stickers in the windows.
In recent times, it's become apparent that Nissan Micras are out to get us and the only thing worse than a BMW driver is an Audi driver. I guess I can't overlook the East European steak and kidney lock-openers in their sub-standard, left hand drive, shit mobiles either.
During my on-going reintegration into UK society, I've noticed a new menace on our roads, namely the Nissan Qashqai. I've had four run-ins on UK roads so far whilst in my car and every time it's been with a f'ing Qashqai. Stupid car, stupid name, driven by myopic wankers.
1. Volvo drivers;
2. Pensioners;
3. Women drivers; and,
4. Cars with 'Baby on Board' stickers in the windows.
In recent times, it's become apparent that Nissan Micras are out to get us and the only thing worse than a BMW driver is an Audi driver. I guess I can't overlook the East European steak and kidney lock-openers in their sub-standard, left hand drive, shit mobiles either.
During my on-going reintegration into UK society, I've noticed a new menace on our roads, namely the Nissan Qashqai. I've had four run-ins on UK roads so far whilst in my car and every time it's been with a f'ing Qashqai. Stupid car, stupid name, driven by myopic wankers.