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11/09/1929 FAT BERT'S BEEN LYING ABOUT HIS AGE AGAIN.

Hornblower

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11/10/1929 FAT BERT'S BEEN LYING ABOUT HIS AGE AGAIN.

:rant: YOU OLD BUGGER :rant:
Or are you just trying to cook the books so as you get your telegram from the Queen ( big Q not small q) in 25 years!!!!!!!!!!
:beer: :beer: Looks like I got this one in first. Have a good'un mate. :beer: :beer:
 
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bitontheside

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Bert

Happy birthday - cradle snatcher! :lol: :beer:
 

ianrobbo1

good looking AND modest
have a happy birthday Dave, :bow:
and take a "chill pill" you old bugger, :f :f :}
you KNOW your welcome at ours ANY time you like, :blush:
 

RHINO

Answering to nobody
HAPPY BIRTHDAY

Bert, all the best mate and make the most of it coz you aint got too many left. We were gonna club together and pay for a face lift for you and make Cyclops some 'chaps' with the excess skin.. :lol:
Have a good one slack jowls.
 
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roXXo

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY FB

Many happy returns
Have a great birthday
:beer:
 
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D.S.

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Happy Birthday mate

but remember, stay off the fudge :}
 

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skippy

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Have a goodun m8 and may your hangovers be severe,


:beer:
 

Fat Bert

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Now I know

why my head hurt so much yesterday!

Nothing to do with the drink!

Cue abuse re Dickhead!! Got in there before you all :f :f :f :f :f :f :f
 
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HeavensFire

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

:lick: You are only as old as the woman you feel!
I'm 40, have 2 x 20yrs olds to keep me happy! :rolleyes:
 

RHINO

Answering to nobody
Fat Bert said:
why my head hurt so much yesterday!

Nothing to do with the drink!

Cue abuse re Dickhead!! Got in there before you all :f :f :f :f :f :f :f

Jane said that with a knob as small and in-operative as yours you had no choice but to make jest with a 'noddy'...
 
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