Why is it

[derek kelly]

That whenever I am in Asda/Morrisons, when I feel a little bubbling in my tum & I manage to locate an empty aisle & let out a fart that just as the smell arises I can guarantee that a young lady will suddenly appear [not always the same young lady], it happens nearly every time & as there is only her & me there & she obviously knows it wasn't her then I have to bow my head & scuttle away, if I knew for certain that my farts would be silent then I would have no problem farting in a crowded aisle & then I could join in giving people suspicious looks & casting aside the scent of blame.

 

[Duck n Dive]

After loosing control of bodily functions the next sign of senility is forgetting you're way home............ GPS or not!!

 

[stan the man]

That whenever I am in Asda/Morrisons, when I feel a little bubbling in my tum & I manage to locate an empty aisle & let out a fart that just as the smell arises I can guarantee that a young lady will suddenly appear [not always the same young lady], it happens nearly every time & as there is only her & me there & she obviously knows it wasn't her then I have to bow my head & scuttle away, if I knew for certain that my farts would be silent then I would have no problem farting in a crowded aisle & then I could join in giving people suspicious looks & casting aside the scent of blame.

You too derek :blush: .my "little" problem is compounded by the diabete's medication i have to take....























plus the copious amounts of alchohol i sometimes consume sp1ttt3

 

[Fat Bert]

Slightly incorrect Stan

Key word missing is "Try"

As in Try to consume!!

 

[richard]

Well you could aways force it out follow through, then you would be in the shit so to speak


LOL

R

 

[stan the man]

Key word missing is "Try"

As in Try to consume!!

as in you trying to be humerous more like :f :f

























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[Coggy]

Just say "Euch there's a funny smell here isn't there!"

And hurry off

(unless she offers her phone number)
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