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TV crap

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XXLarge

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Half-way through the night shift and I start thinking about the crap that they put on TV for bikers.
The other night on men & motors (I think it was 'used bike heaven' they had this geezer trying out different bikes and marking them for the usual categories (comfort, reliability etc etc).
Now he was probably a nice bloke but it was like watching paint dry as this poor soul who had obviously just been plcked from off his courier bike droned on.
He tried a Ducati and marked it down on reliability because he "heard somewhere that they were unreliable" - cutting edge TV journalism this.

The rest of the m&m bunch seems to consist of a diet of stoppies and wheelies performed to the strains of heavy metal guitar licks, or badly commented motocross events.

The programme makers really have us down as a shallow bunch of twats if they think this satisfies us. Why can't bikers have a decent terrestrial programme which covers other aspects of biking like gear, biking issues, a bit of sport - in other words a proper magazine programme instead of this banal shit presented by ill-informed tarts and thrown together for fifty quid a time?

God I hate night shifts.

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Wolfie

Is a lunp
Been watching bike cops, pissed myself laughing at the trainees, (one rode into a car park barrier and bent it , using his head!!!)
 
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Slaphead

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Bikes on TV

I suppose we should be grateful there are bikes on TV - even if most programmes are crap. It wasn't long ago the only regular weekly bike prog was two wheels better with crusty Jeff Stone & wacky Wayne Kershaw.
 

Biker Babe

Registered User
Don't know if any-one's interested but?

On ITV after the news {about 11ish I think) pulling power is on and in tonight's programme it features the Moto guzzie motorbikes.
 

Bruce Wayne

Registered User
I doubt it will be very long

before we have a top/fifth gear type m'cycle programme...

until then... :cry:
 

AV8TOR

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:lol: :lol: :lol: Top/Fifth Gear

Already been done M8 Vicky Butler-Henderson & Steve Berry Top Bikes (Top Gear) can you see what they have done there, can you?

It was shit to%$fan
 
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