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[derek kelly]

If you are moving house, choose to live in a Jewish community because under their followings of the bible if you beg from them they must give you something, and if you take something from them they are not allowed to ask for it back Luke ch6 v30, you need never buy another power tool.

 

[RHINO]

If you are moving house, choose to live in a Jewish community because under their followings of the bible if you beg from them they must give you something, and if you take something from them they are not allowed to ask for it back Luke ch6 v30, you need never buy another power tool.

You could go and ask to borrow their daughters for a moment and then retain them for your pleasure...
They'd come in handy for cooking bacon butties and ironing etc.

 

[derek kelly]

You could go and ask to borrow their daughters for a moment and then retain them for your pleasure...
They'd come in handy for cooking bacon butties and ironing etc.

They wouldn't be allowed to touch Bacon it's against their religion.

 

[RHINO]

They wouldn't be allowed to touch Bacon it's against their religion.

Yes DK, i'm aware... there's no chance of them cadging a slice that way.

 

[derek kelly]

Yes DK, i'm aware... there's no chance of them cadging a slice that way.

but it also means whe won't be able to touch your chipolata.

 

[Shalershasker]

They can always wear gloves.:}