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Thought for today

Bob Pinder

Registered User
When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing:
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either the car is new or the wife is.
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Wolfie

Is a lunp
if he was french , their would not be a wife, rent boy maybe but def. no wife.
 

gypsy

MAN on the PAN
Bob Pinder said:
When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing:
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either the car is new or the wife is.
:rolleyes:

Depends on what speed he is doing at the time ?? :eek:
 
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D.S.

Guest
Wolfie said:
if he was french , their would not be a wife, rent boy maybe but def. no wife.

correction Trotsky. Rent Boy with Le Gloves avec tit-anium :}
 
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frenchuk

Guest
DB, Wolfie, Joe, I see you've all been there before - and Joe, next time you use my gloves to fist your boyfriends, please clean them afterwards, titanium doesn't rust but smell is not nice - plus coagulated blood and dry fasces are a bitch to clean, ta very much!
 

DB on CBR1100XX

Official BASH referee !
Hmmmmmmmm..........

..........touched a raw, gaullic [?garlic - is THAT really where it comes from :} ] nerve there, methinks.
 
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D.S.

Guest
frenchuk said:
DB on CBR1100XXtouched a raw nerve there said:
No - Joe did when he borrowed my gloves, hence the blood on them

Borrow your gloves? Leave it.......................... :f :}
 
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frenchuk

Guest
Oh come on... We all know you would wear them when biking because they're too butch for you, but your boyfriends told me you love them as fisting accessory - you perv

you favourite club?

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Your motto?

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D.S.

Guest
I am beginning to worry about some of the sites you visit my mon ami :f :}
 
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frenchuk

Guest
Joe, knowledge is the best safety device... that and my two good friends below, Le Famas and le Walther P99!

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frenchuk

Guest
Andy, guns are very faithful and reliable friends. Remember, a gun is for death, not just for Christmas.
 
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