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something to make your eyes water

Punchy

Registered User
derek kelly said:
Pick your nose when you have been chopping chilli's

I remember in my yoof rubbing aftershave on my nuts.......

Ya only do that once :mad: :mad:

trying to get the feckers under a cold tap was worthy of a contortionist

:h
 
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bitontheside

Guest
When I played football in the winter, we used to use wintergreen - warms the muscles up - tip, go for a slash first! :cry:
 
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chuck

Guest
much worse

Samster said:
even worse, go for a slash........ouch!

Even worse, foreplay with the wife/girlfriend...not your eyes that water!! :eek:
 
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chuck

Guest
blocked nose

putting menthol crystals in bath water 'cause you have a bad cold and getting in! Hot sac or what!!! c7u8
 
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