Post Neuronbergring - Caption Competition

[Fat Bert]

Anyone like to kick off LOL

 

[chuffmeister]

please don't let bert back into the UK. ! :f

 

[Fat Bert]

Gippo~~~

manages to get a knee down - both knees in fact!

 

[dhekalia]

"are you sure praying to Mecca will help?"

 

[Bob Pinder]

"I wish I was in bed with my special (smoking) friend again"............

 

[Bob Pinder]

What's he thinking?

"Lost your GPS instructions"
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"Cheque's in the post"
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"My special (smoking) friend said he won't come in my mouth...........again"....
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"Where is my special (smoking) friend with the Dick Turpin mask"

 

[derek kelly]

Penny for the Guy!

 

[Gatso shy]

Told you,

See....................

told you I didn't have a bike............... g0551p

 

[shaun]

that but plug Bert lent me is a bit tight

 

[Codbasher]

See, I told you that even a fat bastid like me can do YOGA!!

 

[Codbasher]

Or

I got down on my knees like this, yep right behind her cute little arse..........



















Then grabbed her by the 'fleece' and 'rammed' it in! Made her BAAAaaaaaaa alright!!

 

[Coggy]

Biker does the ring on an invisible motorbike

 

[bitontheside]

Bleedin' contact lenses!

 

[stan the man]

See, I told you that even a fat bastid like me can do YODA!!

what's this........pick on lumpy day or wot :dunno:

 

[stan the man]

looks like lumpy is teaching him martial arts minus the "kung fu" slippers....uuusss

 

[SILVERONE]

For them that know

him, pavement riding is one of Gyipo's specialities but with out the bike that's a new trick :}

 

[BlackBirdBaz]

" See, I told you anyone can be a Bhudda !!"