Office Party

[cianocarroll125]

How do people.

Well, as the title tells ye, twas our office party last night, meal at the Hilton then round Leeds on the beers. A good time was had by all, not much gossip g0551p except that I inadvertantly called the secretary a chav and she hasn't/won't let me forget it now!

Sorry cant tell you much more, my head hurts far too much c7u8

Anyone got any good party stories to help me through the afternoon?

Laters
Cian
xxx

 

[Jaws]

The only one that springs to mind was when I was 17 on a gap year.
I was doing training as a tele engineer and working for DER.. Also working there was an old ( REALLY OLD ! ) man who was employed as caretaker.
He got rat arsed so much he could barely stand.
About midnight the party ended ( actrually the booze and grub ended ) and we all said our fairwells.
This being Christmas eve and in a none too up market area, the local boozer had put barbed wire around its perimiter as a friendly warning to folk ( LOL ! ) ..
Super and BB will know the pub in quetion, the Ship and Shovel ............

Any ways, rat arsed old geezer fell into the barbed wire ( gawd knows how ! )
As luck would have it I was one of the last to leave ( I had been stashing the bike round the back of the building so I could collect it the following day ).

I ended up spending about 30 minutes untangling the daft old sod from the barbed wire.. In his drunken state every time I got an arm or leg free he promptly got it entangled again !

Anyways, bottom line.. after the hols he came up to me and wanted me to pay for a new suit cos he reckoned it was my fault it was buggered !!
Needless to say he did not get a penny outa me but proly died thinking what a horrible person I was !

 

[derek kelly]

When my kids were younger we took them to a christmas party when it came time for all the children to sit at the front and wait for Santa, us parents had to stand at the back of the hall,
When santa arrived he was about 6'6" and about 7 stone his arms extended about 7 inches below the cuffs, the most unconvincing santa you have ever seen, I made some comments like "Santa must have been bad coz he's been on the rack" and "I never knew santa had anorexia" but it was only when I said that he looked like lurch that the woman stood next to me said do you mind that is my husband, I mumbled an apology and said what a wonderful man he must be to give up his time to play santa, before skulking away tail between my legs.

 

[Punchy]

When my kids were younger we took them to a christmas party when it came time for all the children to sit at the front and wait for Santa, us parents had to stand at the back of the hall,
When santa arrived he was about 6'6" and about 7 stone his arms extended about 7 inches below the cuffs, the most unconvincing santa you have ever seen, I made some comments like "Santa must have been bad coz he's been on the rack" and "I never knew santa had anorexia" but it was only when I said that he looked like lurch that the woman stood next to me said do you mind that is my husband, I mumbled an apology and said what a wonderful man he must be to give up his time to play santa, before skulking away tail between my legs.

Pity you didnt recommend she visit spec savers as well

:-:

 

[Supabird1100]

This being Christmas eve and in a none too up market area, the local boozer had put barbed wire around its perimiter as a friendly warning to folk ( LOL ! ) ..
Super and BB will know the pub in quetion, the Ship and Shovel ............

Ahhhhh....the wonders of the Ship and Shovel !!!! (or the Shit and Hovel as we locals know it) !!! :}

Still the same in there, John....but they've now moved into the catering side of pub-life in a weak attempt to attract a 'better class' of scum-bag !!!! Bloody great signs up in the car-park (just inside the barbed wire) advertising it's tasty pub fare.....chips with everything and a sectioned-off area so you can eat your meal without being hit by a flying bottle or getting glassed while perusing the menu !!!!! :}