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Moral Dilema Time

What would you do?

  • Offer to warm the bed up ?

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • Eye up the well-used sofa ?

    Votes: 4 25.0%

  • Complain bitterly to the organiser ?

    Votes: 1 6.3%

  • Drink so many pints of Cognac that it doesn't really matter where you kip ?

    Votes: 7 43.8%

  • Jump into bed - pat him on the arse and say "Goodnight Dear" aka just like being at home?

    Votes: 5 31.3%

  • Wander all night round Bruxelles wearing just weirdo shorts and King Fu slippers ?

    Votes: 5 31.3%
  • Total voters
    16
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Fat Bert

Registered User
Should you be in the unenviable position of having to share a bedroom room with a member of the MALE Landed Gentry...............

Then discover that aforesaid hotel accomodation can only offer a DOUBLE bed....

What would you do?
 
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BlackBirdBaz

Guest
You have not used Formula 1's then, you either have the double with your mate or if your lucky you get to sleep on the shelf above the bed !!
 
Codbasher

Codbasher

Registered User
I reckon one person on here would need a GPS to find a bed, thats if he could use a GPS of course! :rolleyes:
 
Jaws

Jaws

Corporal CockUp
Staff member
Moderator
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Well for those who are uncertain of their sexuality I would suggest they kip on the floor..
For proper blokes who know they have no interest in pushit shit uphill they would not worry about it !
 
stan the man

stan the man

you are not capable
Jaws said:
Well for those who are uncertain of their sexuality I would suggest they kip on the floor..
For proper blokes who know they have no interest in pushit shit uphill they would not worry about it !
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it's NOT my sexuality i'm worried about....it's you know who's :rolleyes: :p
 
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