Medical Update on Buzz

[Murt]

Some people like to use a whip,
Some people use a chain,
But Allan likes the pain so much
He had the op again !

Get well soon Buzz

Best wishes,
Murt

 

[martin]

Get well soon shag,

All the best from the marine section :yo: :yo: w;;v

 

[Centaur]

Get well soon Allan

and if you need someone to look after your blade in the meantime......

 

[roXXo]

Best wishes Allan.

Hope you're soon running around again!
:beer:

 

[SILVERONE]

Some people will go to any lengths to get time off work

Seriously though Allan, we wish you a speedy recovery :yo: :yo: :yo:

J&D

 

[Barrie]

All the best for a full recovery mate.

 

[BlackBirdBaz]

Lets see you back on the road soon. p0pc0rn41

 

[Bob Pinder]

I have a few rider training day spaces left - specifically for multi coloured bikes.

Would you like me to book you in on one :dunno:

See you soon
lots of love

The Supreme Emperor of Hampshire
:bow: :bow: :bow: :bow:

 

[Fat Bert]

Buzz - update

Went over to see him last night

Seems was in surgery for 4 hours and lost a lot of blood during the operation

Morning after - he was a tadge poorly but by last evening he seemed very well - given the nature of his op

Was in good spirits - even though I was there - and proceeded to tell me all about his blocked bladder!!

Seemed he hadn't had a piss for some time!

So........ cathater [sp?] insertion time - right down the Japs Eye - makes you wince a bit

4 full bags later - he seemed a bit "relieved"

I had the dubious pleasure of watching the nurse empty and measure the contents of said bag - and I thought it was just me that "took the piss" - she was a professional LOL

Hoping to be out of hossy and home [on crutches] over the weekend

He thanked everyone who posted "Best Wishes" on this thread and had a bit of a giggle over it

When you read this Buzz - kiss and tell all about the nice stockings, suspenders and frock that they made you wear??

 

[americanexpress]

:dunno: there is nothing wrong with TED stockings, they make your ankles look extremely shapely!!!!

at the risk of being accused of being pedantic, its cathetersh1tehppns (but you did ask!):yo:

 

[Allan]

I'm home !!!!!

Hurray... home at last, well not too bad as I was only kept in for 4 days.



Well what can I say - you lot are just great. :bow:



Many many thanks for the multitude of postings and well wishes, it REALLY does go a long way to helping one feel better and lifting your spirits, I'm really moved.



I'll be honest and say I was really down in the dumps when I was told I had to have the entire operation all over again as the first one was a balls up. It was made even worse when they said they had to remove the pin (nail) the way it went in and then insert a new one from my knee, which I knew meant having another injury to overcome. So 5 months wasted and back to square one.



Anyways, its done now, I'm back home, feeling a bit sore and emotional but determined to get back on the road to recovery and getting my life back.



So, as soon as I can I'll be back on my bike (God willing) and be joining you lot on the road again.



If anyone?s passing and feels like dropping for a cuppa, please do - you might even get a biscuit if you?re lucky.sp1ttt3



Oh yea, Berts bit about the stockings.....(and thanks for visiting Bert - honest)

Yep, I'm wearing the very latest in fashion stockings, white elasticated stockings for the next 6 weeks to reduce the threat of DVT, dead sexy but not too fetching with big black hairs poking through them. Its like Jasper Carrot in drag, LOL.


Cheers all,


Buzz.

 

[ianrobbo1]

glad your home and on the road to recovery at last, :bow:

 

[R2B2]

white elasticated stockings for the next 6 weeks to reduce the threat of DVT, dead sexy but not too fetching with big black hairs poking through them.

Can't you get Gill to whip them off and give yer legs a shave........ they'll look sooooooo much smoother then :}

Good news that yer home though. No running now........

 

[stan the man]

great news allan....get better soon eh mate.

 

[derek kelly]

Glad to hear that all went well with the op, soon it will all be a distant memory & you'll be out & about on your bike
respect to Bert for being there & conveying messages. :yo:

 

[Hornblower]

Glad to see your back home mate Hospitals are horrible places to be stuck in. At least at home you can do things to keep your brain going even if its just polishing a foot peg or something. I know that when you get back on the road I wont be parking my bike next to yours coz that Blade of yours is going to be gleaming with all the polishing it has had. I hope to be out next week end so will try to drop by. Regards to Gill.

 

[Duck n Dive]

Great to hear you're home again...... wonderful what a hospital visit from Bert can do eh?


Also brill to hear you sounding so positive........

:yo: :yo:

 

[Fat Bert]

Bloody Slacker

Dialing in from "Sheep Wales"..........

and has THAT cathater been removed yet?

A sight that is permanently burned into my memory for ever!!

Please you're home mate!

How are the minty nipples? LOL