I'M RICH !!!!!...MY SHIP HAS COME IN !!!!!!!

[Supabird1100]

Checked my e-mails and look what I've got !!!!!!! It's party time !!!:} :} :beer: Just look at the name of my saviour !!!!!!

Dear,Friend.
I am a business man in Austria wanting to transfer three hundred million dollaar ($300,000,000.00) thus,approximately three million dollar to a bank account.All i need is just your bank account number and the sum of Five thousand dollar to enable me clear up things.bank account number for i am ready to split the money sixty-forty and you will give 60% and i will give 40%, immediately.

PLS, if your are intreste notify me through these e-mail address, for i am ready to give out every details you need to know, once i am been contacted.
I want you to send me reply ugent.Thank you.

YOUR. SIR. SURFACE THEOPHILUS

 

[D.S.]

Steve

you're stuffed mate, you'll get a few dozen of those a week now c7u8

 

[Samster]

No way! I had that this morning...........except for in mine he had spelt 'dollar' wrong!.........LOL

And about half an hour ago I got this:

Dear friend,
I got your contact from an email directory and decided to contact you for assistance. I am the son of Jonas Savimbi the rebel leader in Angola who was short dead on the 25th of February, 2002, by the opposing Angolan Army. . PLEASE TAKE A LOOK AT THIS WEB PAGE FOR IT SAYS ALL. http://news.bbc.co.uk/hi/english/world/africa/newsid_1839000/1839252.stm
Before the death of my father he had transferred the sum of $16,000,000.00 (Sixteen million dollars) through a security company in South Africa to Europe. All the legal documents for the deposit and transfer of this fund to Europe are with my mother which my father gave to her for safe keeping. After the death of my father I and my family fled to South Africa where we are currently living.And we have been trying to fly to Europe but it has been difficult for us to get visas from Africa. So we want you to help us make claims of this fund ($16m) in Europe as my family beneficiary and transfer the money to your account or any account of your choice before I and my family can get visas to fly down to your country so that we can share this money. My family have agreed to give you 10%, which would be ($1.6Million dollars) of this Money for your assistance, and 87% would be for us and the other 3% would be set aside for any expenses that we may incure during the course of this transaction. And part of our share of 87% would be invested in your country in any profitable business proposed by you. While a large part of our share will also be used to help charity organizations. We have never met, but I want to trust you and please do not let us down when this fund finally gets into your account. Please if you are interested get to me through my email address to enable me feed you with more details and all necessary documentations. Please treat this as confidential

My response to both of these is unpostable on this forum!

 

[Supabird1100]

Before I Delete It.........

How did you reply Sam ????:dunno:

 

[Cyclops]

I can`t see anything wrong

with those offers




















BUt then I have only got one eye one leg and half a brain:B :B :B

Which is 200% more brain then Berty:f

 

[ianrobbo1]

SORRY BERT

LOOKS LIKE YOU WERE RIGHT ALL ALONG,

 

[fat bert]

Ian Robbo~~~~

LOOKS LIKE YOU WERE RIGHT ALL ALONG

Yep!!

Everything about Cyclops is "incomplete" except for just one!!

Guess?

 

[R2B2]

I had a similar one the other day.

I got a wave of 'em a few weeks ago. I got so much money in the special accounts I opened for them that I just don't know what to do with it all.

 

[Bob Pinder]

Rob.................

Best get some bits on your bike chromed then

 

[R2B2]

I was thinking about spending some of it on a haircut like yours actually

 

[Bob Pinder]

You'll have lots of change left over..........