Bird Flue warning and info

[Jaws]

The European Centre for Disease Control has just released a list of
symptoms which will aid you in recognising the onset of Asian Bird flu.

If you experience any of the following symptoms,please seek
medicaltreatmentimmediately:
1. High fever
2. Congestion
3. Nausea
4. Fatigue
5. Aching in the joints.

And the most Noticeable of all Asian Bird Flu
symptoms

6.An irresistible urge to shit on everyone's windscreen

 

[parttimepilot]

:}k1ap k1ap

 

[Rods]

Other symptons of bird flu to watch out for include talking drivel for ages and an inability to park the car

 

[Fat Bert]

What would you do~~~~~~~

What would you do~~~~~

if a bird shat on your head?



























































Well I wouldn't go out with her again!!

 

[AV8TOR]

Bird flu has claimed its first victim in Florida

 

[stan the man]

The European Centre for Disease Control has just released a list of
symptoms which will aid you in recognising the onset of Asian Bird flu.

If you experience any of the following symptoms,please seek
medicaltreatmentimmediately:
1. High fever
2. Congestion
3. Nausea
4. Fatigue
5. Aching in the joints.

And the most Noticeable of all Asian Bird Flu
symptoms

6.An irresistible urge to shit on everyone's windscreen

7. feeling "peckish".

 

[john o keeffe]

i'm immune - since bird flue only affects small cocks

 

[Fat Bert]

LOL

Thats Stan safe then............


























Cos he's a big prick!!

 

[stan the man]

Thats Stan safe then............


























Cos he has a big prick!!

wondered why you followed me to the bog on sheepfest,ya turd burglar!

 

[XXscraper]

I dont have any of the symptoms Jaws mentions but i do have a strange craving for some Trill, and i keep scratching about too but of course that might be the crabs :blush: