PLEASE READ A warning to all

Be careful about drink driving as we are getting close to Christmas and police are out checking on people. Last night I was out for a few drinks and one thing led to another and I had a few too many sambuca and then went on to stella. Not a good idea! Knowing I was over the limit I decided to leave my car in Manchester Centre and took a bus home, I passed a police checkpoint where they were pulling over drivers and doing breath tests, Because I was in a bus they just waved me past. I arrived home safely and no accident, which was a real surprise because I have never driven a bus before and I am not even sure where I got it from!!!!!

Donkeys old but had to share

I almost got thrown of a bike safety forum a few years ago for telling this joke!
Humourless twats

Will I throw him off? We have got his £5.50 so may as well.

Adieu.

andybirdless said:

Will I throw him off? We have got his £5.50 so may as well.

Adieu.

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I have many more poor jokes and another £5.50 to reappear

There's always the ignore , Andy!

Centaur said:

There's always the ignore Andy button!

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Corrected for you.

I use the ignore Andy button on myself.