Sat here smugly whilst some idiot makes a fool of themself by trying to be clever.
I'm also pondering the phrase "the lady doth protest too much, methinks".
I'm also pondering the phrase "the lady doth protest too much, methinks".
Does she have big tits?Sat here smugly whilst some idiot makes a fool of themself by trying to be clever.
I'm also pondering the phrase "the lady doth protest too much, methinks".
You think mice can’t chew through expanding foam?Pretty much what Mrs P was doing in the cupboard under the sink about half hour ago. I had to come down and get rid of some idiot field mouse in a humane trap with no bait in it. Nob. She’s sealed the gap around the gas pipe with wire wool and expanding foam, so that should be the end of the little bastards. I hope.
These are field mice, they only have little teeth as an offset against their huge ears.You think mice can’t chew through expanding foam?
That's the plan anyway. We'll just have to keep an eye on it and see how it goes. If they get through, then I'll borrow some inhumane poison from Beaker to make the little bastards suffer a slow, agonising death while they bleed out of their arses.They can chew through wire wool too but it will slow them down a bit. They will find another way in no doubt.
I have a wide range available, mainly illegal.These are field mice, they only have little teeth as an offset against their huge ears.
That's the plan anyway. We'll just have to keep an eye on it and see how it goes. If they get through, then I'll borrow some inhumane poison from Beaker to make the little bastards suffer a slow, agonising death while they bleed out of their arses.
The illegaler the better. I'll come pick it up in my pink Panzer whilst wearing 501s, a hoodie and a fake bling watch.I have a wide range available, mainly illegal.
Yes I know mate, but we have a very tight window to work in due to Woman not allowing us to leave before sons birthday, must do 60 days on camp site ( massive price hike otherwise and we must be home for Mothers Day.Just saw this elsewhere View attachment 62474
I knew someone would bite...Thank you.The Titanic had rivets, not bolts.
Just sayin’, like………..
Bite, my arse! You didn't know.I knew someone would bite...Thank you.
By coincidence I very nearly collided with someone on an electric scooter this morning…..on a local road in the pitch black.Wobbled up town to get some cash for her indoors and had to bite my lip because some knobhead was racing through the indoor arcade on an electric pushbike at near on 15mph at a guess
I simply didnt feel well enough to take issue with him but from the looks he was getting on his 2nd circuit I cant see it having ended well
Yup it’s getting a bit wearing now…..we have friends coming for a few days in Sunday…never thought there would be a time when that might be the social event of the year.Yes I know mate, but we have a very tight window to work in due to Woman not allowing us to leave before sons birthday, must do 60 days on camp site ( massive price hike otherwise and we must be home for Mothers Day.
To fit it all in we have to leave tomorrow late evening.
I am not gonna pay for the dog to be checked ( had to be booked last week at the latest ) and two covid tests on the off chance Macron will open up tomorrow
Nope, second year I am gonna be sitting here twiddling my bits and getting the hump
Doh! Like fook I didn't.Bite, my arse! You didn't know.