You will have to tell me your secret - Bev makes me put stuff back all the time.Being made to put it back??? If I want black pudding I’ll buy black pudding, Bev doesn’t dictate what I can & can’t eat & I don’t with her
You will have to tell me your secret - Bev makes me put stuff back all the time.Being made to put it back??? If I want black pudding I’ll buy black pudding, Bev doesn’t dictate what I can & can’t eat & I don’t with her
That sounds brilliant.Used to play a game in the supermarket. If you ever spotted a friend doing their shopping and you managed to conceal a random item in their basket/trolley, they had to buy it.
She does that with weak Southern softies & JocksYou will have to tell me your secret - Bev makes me put stuff back all the time.
Go shopping on your own.You will have to tell me your secret - Bev makes me put stuff back all the time.
Not this one, you must be thinking of the sassenach southern Scots. I can put a bottle of malt in the shopping trolley and it stays there.She does that with weak Southern softies & Jocks
She does that with weak Southern softies & Jocks
Used to play a game in Ann Summers. If you ever spotted a friend doing their shopping and you managed to conceal a random item in their basket/trolley, they had to buy it.
He does....theoretically.Go shopping on your own.
The restraining order prevents that.Go shopping on your own.
AwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwThat sounds brilliant.
If only I had any friends…..
and only one arse'ole...be careful.6kg turkey breast
60 cheese and marmite sausages
18 pork and leek sausages
5kg beef mince
500g sausage meat
1kg cheese and marmite sausage meat
I’m not planning on eating all that in one go, you tit.and only one arse'ole...be careful.
and only one arse'ole...be careful.
Walked into a proper Hi-fi shop and asked if they had any wired headphones.
It was music to my ears when they replied :
"that's the only sort we have"
So she’s really only 12 then?Mrs P’s 50th birthday present, ready for February even though she doesn’t have a proper birthday next year.