but tend to have a shorter life span of about seven years.
The first bit is definitely true
But the last bit can't be, I'm certainly older than seven
but tend to have a shorter life span of about seven years.
Prove it isn’t.Prove it
The first bit is definitely true
But the last bit can't be, I'm certainly older than seven
I meant seven years less lifespan.
Unfortunately there is actually no evidence to back up the claim that all polar bears, Ursus Maritimus - which means 'sea bear', are left-handed. Scientists say that polar bears actually appear to be ambidextrous - and favour both paws equally.Prove it isn’t.
I am left handed too.
When I get to 99, I just swap hands.
Seriously though...I am cock handed.
In the interests of scientific endeavour I went to the North Pole where I lined up all the polar bears I could find. I then threw a tennis ball at each one in turn.Unfortunately there is actually no evidence to back up the claim that all polar bears, Ursus Maritimus - which means 'sea bear', are left-handed. Scientists say that polar bears actually appear to be ambidextrous - and favour both paws equally.
According to Polar Bears International : "There is no evidence to support the notion that all great white bears are left pawed. Scientists observing the animals haven't noticed a preference. In fact, polar bears seem to use their right and left paws equally."
They'll just use whichever paw is best for the task at hand and often use both paws at the same time to grab their prey and dig with.
The same applies to when they swim - they just use their large front paws to propel themselves forward and their back legs to steer.
Only as they were holding their tennis racquets in their right paws as they are right handed.In the interests of scientific endeavour I went to the North Pole where I lined up all the polar bears I could find. I then threw a tennis ball at each one in turn.
100% of the polar bears caught the tennis ball with their left paw.
Scientific fact.
North pole....South paw...Interesting.In the interests of scientific endeavour I went to the North Pole where I lined up all the polar bears I could find. I then threw a tennis ball at each one in turn.
100% of the polar bears caught the tennis ball with their left paw.
Scientific fact.
You clawed your way to the top I supposeDuring my boxing years I fought ten polar bears & only five of them were Southpaws.
Right....in the interests of further scientific study, I nipped up to the Noth Pole a minute ago, rounded up the same Polar Bears, took the tennis rackets off of them and conducted the same experiment throwing the tennis ball.Only as they were holding their tennis racquets in their right paws as they are right handed.
Was this ten at once...or one after the other.....?During my boxing years I fought ten polar bears & only five of them were Southpaws.
I don’t like to brag.Was this ten at once...or one after the other.....?
Oh dear, polar bears are given tennis racquets to hold to stop them masturbating, next time you go, take your welliesRight....in the interests of further scientific study, I nipped up to the Noth Pole a minute ago, rounded up the same Polar Bears, took the tennis rackets off of them and conducted the same experiment throwing the tennis ball.
As expected, they all caught the ball with their left paw.....thus providing definitive scientific proof that Polar Bears are indeed left handed.