Lancashire is that minging you sweep dead flies off the floor & put them in pastry.Lancashire..............The center of the Universe!!!
Yum Yum!!Lancashie is that minging you sweep dead flies off the floor & put them in pa
Not if you put the plate on the top and turn it over first .Surely if you put the cream on the bottom then the scone is going to stick to the plate..?
The same survey that says Boris knows what he’s doing and doesn’t comb his hair with a balloon .A Worldwide survey states 58% say jam bottom cream top.
No that was a different survey, nothing to do with scones, (pronounced sconns)The same survey that says Boris knows what he’s doing and doesn’t comb his hair with a balloon .
Then then we sell em t' sheep worriersLancashire is that minging you sweep dead flies off the floor & put them in pastry.
I was referring to those awful eccles cakes.Then then we sell em t' sheep worriers
over t' border and call em 'Current T-cakes.'
I think I spelt that right?
I know, but ad-libing is my forte.I was referring to those awful eccles cakes.
Kent is the Garden of England. Fact.It isn’t on both counts
I've had a couple of drunken nights out in Hull and there is nothing of beauty there. In fact, it's full of sea monsters.Beauty.
More bollocks. Pembrokeshire potatoes are the best in the world. Fact.Only the best spuds in the World.
No. Just, no.Jam first, cream on top.
Cornish pasties are better. Devon has better cream and much better looking women.Fact!A qualified ally, spent a few years in Plymouth & my eldest daughter was born there. Devon pasties are better than Cornish pasties.
More than half the people in the world are stupid, so that stacks up.A Worldwide survey states 58% say jam bottom cream top.
Even more bollocks. They are scones (rhymes with cones). Fact!No that was a different survey, nothing to do with scones, (pronounced sconns)
Eccles cakes are boss. Only battenburg, peanut butter and Marmite are better.I was referring to those awful eccles cakes.
You're from the West Country, aren't you...?Not if you put the plate on the top and turn it over first .
Wrong wrong wrongy ong wrong on every count, Hull is Humberside, they claim Yorkshireism but we reject them, certainly never been North Yorkshire which is the garden of England, pembrokeshire spuds are shite, fact, Devon pasties are better than Cornish pasties, fact, I’m older than you so I know more stuff, fact, if you argue you will incur the wrath of my highly trained invisible Ninja ChipmunksKent is the Garden of England. Fact.
I've had a couple of drunken nights out in Hull and there is nothing of beauty there. In fact, it's full of sea monsters.
More bollocks. Pembrokeshire potatoes are the best in the world. Fact.
No. Just, no.
Cornish pasties are better. Devon has better cream and much better looking women.
More than half the people in the world are stupid, so that stacks up.
Even more bollocks. They are scones (rhymes with cones). Fact!
Eccles cakes are boss. Only battenburg, peanut butter and Marmite are better.
Wrong. So wrong, very wrong, on every count. In fact, you're wronger than Wrong Jack McWrong, winner of All Scotland Mr Wrong contest.Wrong wrong wrongy ong wrong on every count, Hull is Humberside, they claim Yorkshireism but we reject them, certainly never been North Yorkshire which is the garden of England, pembrokeshire spuds are shite, fact, Devon pasties are better than Cornish pasties, fact, I’m older than you so I know more stuff, fact, if you argue you will incur the wrath of my highly trained invisible Ninja Chipmunks
As I’ve stated, I am older than you so I know stuff, Hull is Humberside, true yorkshireites do not accept Humberside as East Yorkshire, we call it “East of Yorkshire” Barnsley is Yorkshire’s equivalent of Norwich, I am here as a missionary.Wrong. So wrong, very wrong, on every count. In fact, you're wronger than Wrong Jack McWrong, winner of All Scotland Mr Wrong contest.
Hull is officially East Riding of Yorkshire. I've also been to Barnsley and that was full of bin rippers, too.
My Sumo Chipmunks, especially trained in eating 20,000 calories a day by Fat Boy Me and squashing their opposition are standing by ready.
When I was in sea school, there were a few Hully Gullies there and they got quite upset when they were called Humbies. I have no idea what a Norwich is.As I’ve stated, I am older than you so I know stuff, Hull is Humberside, true yorkshireites do not accept Humberside as East Yorkshire, we call it “East of Yorkshire” Barnsley is Yorkshire’s equivalent of Norwich, I am here as a missionary.
My invisible Ninja chipmunks eat severely bloated chipmunks.
My Ninja munks teeth are coated in acid that destroys Kevlar.When I was in sea school, there were a few Hully Gullies there and they got quite upset when they were called Humbies. I have no idea what a Norwich is.
My Sumo chipmunks wear kevlar body suits are impenetrable by the teeth of Ninja 'munks.
My Sumo 'munks kevlar suits are coated in acid resistant unobtanium.My Ninja munks teeth are coated in acid that destroys Kevlar.
Wrong wrong wrongy ong wrong on every count, Hull is Humberside, they claim Yorkshireism but we reject them, certainly never been North Yorkshire which is the garden of England, pembrokeshire spuds are shite, fact, Devon pasties are better than Cornish pasties, fact, I’m older than you so I know more stuff, fact, if you argue you will incur the wrath of my highly trained invisible Ninja Chipmunks
Wrong. So wrong, very wrong, on every count. In fact, you're wronger than Wrong Jack McWrong, winner of All Scotland Mr Wrong contest.
Hull is officially East Riding of Yorkshire. I've also been to Barnsley and that was full of bin rippers, too.
My Sumo Chipmunks, especially trained in eating 20,000 calories a day by Fat Boy Me and squashing their opposition are standing by ready.
My Ninja munks teeth are coated in acid that destroys Kevlar.
Are you two sharing the same bag of whizz?My Sumo 'munks kevlar suits are coated in acid resistant unobtanium.
Not only that but the very best part, glorious Devon where men are men and the sheep are, well, frankly.You're from the West Country, aren't you...?